Baby haters...

[Robder]

Or paste the following link if the above doesn't work:

http://www.mac.com//redirect/http://www.drderekdoctors.com/cyanide5.gif

 

[Barbie]

Rob I'm going to see a baby at the wkend, do you want me to discreetly nick it and keep it in a cupboard for you til you've moved into the bunker and you need practice for the t______g______

 

[naddyz]

Rob I'm going to see a baby at the wkend, do you want me to discreetly nick it and keep it in a cupboard for you til you've moved into the bunker and you need practice for the t______g______

oh my god do it.

make sure you don't feed it either because it's going to need to fit into couture clothes and high heels (part of another game robder and I decided we'd quite like to play) and look skinny and all model like. I want cheek bones that could cut diamonds on that baby by the time robder moves in

 

[Barbie]

oh my god do it.

make sure you don't feed it either because it's going to need to fit into couture clothes and high heels (part of another game robder and I decided we'd quite like to play) and look skinny and all model like. I want cheek bones that could cut diamonds on that baby by the time robder moves in

I don't want to have to look after it tho til Rob moves into the bunker Can you not check babies into kennels or something similar, I mean they must go somewhere when their parents want to go out without them

 

[naddyz]

I don't want to have to look after it tho til Rob moves into the bunker Can you not check babies into kennels or something similar, I mean they must go somewhere when their parents want to go out without them

boarding school?

is there anywhere cheaper?

surely if we ask about on an internet chat room for under 12s someone will offer to look after it?

 

[Robder]

I can nick one of those big council bins if you like...I'll keep it outside my London Bridge pad till I move and chuck some scraps in every day on the way to work.

 

[Barbie]

I can nick one of those big council bins if you like...I'll keep it outside my London Bridge pad till I move and chuck some scraps in every day on the way to work.

Deal, and we can share custody of it and we can move the council bin between our respective flats, nobody could ever excuse us of not treating babies well

 

[Robder]

at this thread!

(Do you think it will eat things like banana skins and left over fish? I thought they didn't do solids or something...shall I put them in my smoothie maker?)

 

[naddyz]

(Do you think it will eat things like banana skins and left over fish? I thought they didn't do solids or something...shall I put them in my smoothie maker?)

hmm, I'm not sure if they will eat solids?

chuck in a blender and if the baby wants to eat smoothies rather than solids it can do it itself, it's not like you've got all the time in the world what with your new job and the bunker to sort out to make smoothies!

If we put another baby in there will they make baby babies?

 

[Robder]

hmm, I'm not sure if they will eat solids?

chuck in a blender and if the baby wants to eat smoothies rather than solids it can do it itself, it's not like you've got all the time in the world what with your new job and the bunker to sort out to make smoothies!

If we put another baby in there will they make baby babies?

I hope not! If it backfires then you're having them...we can't keep throwing them because we'll get caught.

 

[djchewie]

can you remove that cartoon, as i find it grossly offensive.

dont bother to apologise personally. i want one from Blair.

or im gonna torch ya new flat.

 

[naddyz]

I hope not! If it backfires then you're having them...we can't keep throwing them because we'll get caught.

but can you imagine having tiny babies, sort of like hand held missiles? You could juggle with them before tossing them out of the window.

If we set fire to them first before throwing them, or at least cover them with petrol and then have a candle in the window we throw them out of no-one will catch us as the evidence will be quite clearly destroyed.

I don't think they breed like rabbits, you've never heard the phrase 'breed like babies' have you???

 

[sandi]

This thread is making me think of south parks 'Kick the baby'

 

[Morbyd]

I want cheek bones that could cut diamonds on that baby by the time robder moves in

For some reason, I find that image intriguing

 

[Morbyd]

This thread is making me think of south parks 'Kick the baby'

Ike! I already posted him in another thread today... the one about Robder's bunker ticker that started all the baby talk

 

[Robder]

For some reason, I find that image intriguing

Morbyd blatantly has baby throwing tendencies.

 

[Morbyd]

Me? No.... never!

 

[sandi]

Ike! I already posted him in another thread today... the one about Robder's bunker ticker that started all the baby talk

I've not looked at the thread morbs, great minds an all that.

Donkey r_____ S______ eater