b______ Xmas Party

[Barbie]

Do you think this might be the time for the second Christmas bap to flop out?

It's already out, Stuie PMd me and asked me to get them both out for him to have a suck

 

[naddyz]

Well hello there handy man, I'd love to have a go with your power drill

hello little miss, who don't you hold onto my tool and I'll take a closer look at this faulty screw hole

 

[Robder]

Only if I can be the man in the bath who 'accidentally' gets his big toe stuck in the bath and needs a plumber!

...and B___ O__ can be the dirrrty wanton maid who comes in to polish the taps!

 

[Barbie]

hello little miss, who don't you hold onto my tool and I'll take a closer look at this faulty screw hole

My what a big throbbing tool you have Do you think it's going to fit in my faulty little screw hole

 

[Barbie]

Only if I can be the man in the bath who 'accidentally' gets his big toe stuck in the bath and needs a plumber!

...and B___ O__ can be the dirrrty wanton maid who comes in to polish the taps!

Only if I can I have a fiddle with you in the bath when I come and polish the taps

 

[Robder]

hello little miss, who don't you hold onto my tool and I'll take a closer look at this faulty screw hole

*Robder's clothes accidentally fall off and he slips onto the plumbers tool*

 

[Robder]

(Did I just write that?)

 

[Barbie]

*Robder's clothes accidentally fall off and he slips onto the plumbers tool*

I'm sorry you can't fall onto the plumbers tool cos the plumber is seeing to my little screw hole

 

[Robder]

Do you think this could be time for a full blown bap furore?

 

[stuie]

Can't come back to this thread for a while too many people here and i'm laughing too much


enjoy your fiddle and throbbing tool x 6000000

 

[Robder]

I'm sorry you can't fall onto the plumbers tool cos the plumber is seeing to my little screw hole

*pushes Babs out of the way in the fight for the plumbers tool!*

 

[naddyz]

My what a big throbbing tool you have Do you think it's going to fit in my faulty little screw hole

it seems to be quite a tight fit, what I'll do is see if I can fit it in round the back

here, smell this:

there you go, it's slipping in easily now

 

[naddyz]

Do you think this could be time for a full blown bap furore?

oh my god I literally just wet myself!!!

 

[Robder]

B___ O__ the porn princess!

 

[stuie]

and then some

 

[naddyz]

where's silvia in all of this? is she with jessie having a pillow fight?

 

[Barbie]

OMG how am I sposed to look at this thread in the office when there are c____, baps, throbbing tools and poppers all over the place

 

[Robder]

It's supposed to be a b___ Christmas party too!
Do you think it's been ruined?

 

[naddyz]

OMG how am I sposed to look at this thread in the office when there are c____, baps, throbbing tools and poppers all over the place

just say that the marketing strategy of your rival seems to involve advertising on these quite strange websites

 

[naddyz]

It's supposed to be a b___ Christmas party too!
Do you think it's been ruined?

it's not been ruined, we just slipped into the n______ c_______ for some extra-curricular activities!

do you want to get back to the cake already???????