Attn B____ O__ and relevant b____s
- Thread starter Robder
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Robder said:Bloody lightweight!
Can we get that woman to wheel us over to the Bacardi tent, we'll get him a shot of something and give him a cheeky one to munch on...he'll be right as rain in no time!
Is Smokin Jo OK in her tray? I imagine it's a bit cramped.
Come on Stuie, this will perk you up
Poor Smokin Jo's got pins and needles, we might have to play musical pushchairs to give her a better seat for a bit
Robder said:
You'll get us banned! Countdown to post removal!!!
I think we should put Smokin Jo in the front seat so we look extra special and get that bint to wheel us over to catch Felix.
How's Stuie getting on with that?
But if we get banned than we can spend all day in the N______C________
Ok front seat for Smokin Jo and over to Felix please nice pushing bint woman
Robder said:I don't like her, she's not fast enough...I'm going to start throwing things at her soon.
Smokin Jo needs a wee too so we're going to have to go all the way over to the dirty portaloos.
Any ideas?
Stuie? - I think he's in a bit of a mess.
Can't Smokin Jo do a wee trick, these superstar DJ types do have ideas above their station sometimes
Robder said:
You're right, apparently she's brought a pocket sized fold out commode!
I just hope she's not wee shy because they're all watching from the Felix tent - not the best entrance.
Are you taking your pocket sized fold out commode to Homelands along with all the other festival essentials
Barbie said:But we've got a special Stuie sized pocket for you, you've got to come
Isn't it down your way anyway, close to France and all that
Your geography is so shit!!
Nowhere near! I think B____ O___ needs to be re-examined on Finding her way
I think i might still need a ticket, even in my little pocket!!
Oh Stuie! 
*Cross moment*
We need to synchronise our b____ flock a bit better...because due to Barcelona commitments I won't be at the next NDSM! 
Sell your flat and come!
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Anyway I'm enjoying this game! Still not liking that silly pushing woman though, can we bump her off and get another in?
Which tent shall we go to next?
*Cross moment*We need to synchronise our b____ flock a bit better...because due to Barcelona commitments I won't be at the next NDSM!
Sell your flat and come!
...
Anyway I'm enjoying this game! Still not liking that silly pushing woman though, can we bump her off and get another in?
Which tent shall we go to next?
stuie said:Your geography is so shit!!
I think B____ O___ needs to be re-examined on Finding her way
I think i might still need a ticket, even in my little pocket!!
Well it's souther (sp??) than London isn't it, I don't know which way the train driver or my Chauffeur are going do I apart from it's outside London and it's not north
But you can hide in the little pocket and no-one will know you're in there, shush
Robder said:Oh Stuie!
We need to synchronise our b____ flock a bit better...because due to Barcelona commitments I won't be at the next NDSM!
Sell your flat and come!
...
Anyway I'm enjoying this game! Still not liking that silly pushing woman though, can we bump her off and get another in?
Which tent shall we go to next?
Is there any pop or electropop tent where I can jump and have a singing moment?