Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

[weloveliam@space]

Originally Posted by Brother_Dustin
Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings.

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

 

[Robder]

One of the pastors gives an email address! I might contact him for a bit of correction!

 

[Robbie G]

Originally Posted by Brother_Dustin
Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings.

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

Is that your alter ego?

 

[Robbie G]

One of the pastors gives an email address! I might contact him for a bit of correction!

I think this could help you out mate

Straight 4 Jesus!

 

[weloveliam@space]

One of the pastors gives an email address! I might contact him for a bit of correction!

Ask him about this disclaimer they've got

"Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!"

Is that your alter ego?

Yup, I'm a rootin tootin Christian Wife beater

 

[Morbyd]

I like Pastor Ezekiel's sig

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Well, that pretty much covers everyone on this forum

 

[weloveliam@space]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=23447 Heres one from a man who is beaten by his wife. Funny stuff

 

[Morbyd]

I'd totally forgotten about this site, Landover Baptist. I read this ages ago, although not the forums. I think my dad (very religious) forwarded the link in outrage over something they'd posted, not realizing it was a wind-up.

Here's the main site: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

 

[agentundercover]

I like Pastor Ezekiel's sig

Well, that pretty much covers everyone on this forum

reads like one of your weekend roundups!