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Rachelj

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no one would eat?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Spaghetti?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

do only smarties have the answer to these? suggestions anyone! :D
 
One of these things eh?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Why do ATMs have braille when the screen is all visually-directed?

Why do I live in Canada when I belong in IBIZA?!?!?!

The answer to the AA thing is because you can be anonymous if you want. Not like they force you to say you're name hahaha. "My name is Beer and I love me"
 
Rachelj said:
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
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because to say the words is to finally admit you have a problem.

8)
 
Rachelj said:
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no one would eat?
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I'm hearing you.

Can anyone fit Warby's Super Toastie in their toaster because I have to flatten it with a rolling pin, or toast it under the grill (and who can be arsed doing that?)
 
Rachelj said:
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no one would eat?
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Because the engineering graduate who dreamt of designing Ferarri's best ever car is really f*cked off with his life as a wage slave at Russell Hobbs! :lol:
 
and why is it when you leave the house feeling a slight discomfort with one contact lense that the stupid thing decides to split in 2.

:x
 
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