Another Girlie Thread
- Thread starter Barbie
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I'll probably be still reading it when I'm 40
This week's (or maybe last week's) Woman magazine caught my eye. It was an interview with that weird Baby Whisperer bloke who reckons he can read babies minds. He wants to help Harvey.
Third week running I've not bought heat.
This week not only is Jade pig face Goody on the cover, but the other two evil witches. grrrrr
I've not bought it since start of January........altho I must admit that I do sneak into Smiths on a Saturday and have a quick look at the fashion pages
I can't join your magazine furore cos I don't do brit magazines but I just pop in to say that I'm finally booked at Mare Nostrum (there's three months I know we are going that weekend...
YAY 
Plus that means you're about 2 mins from where we're staying 
Err... you didn't tell me I was staying near you!
Err... you didn't tell me I was staying near you!
When are you going to break the news to Pep I'm not 100% sure but if Mare Nostrum is the one I'm thinking of it's directly at the top of the road where our private apartment is
I'm not 100% sure but if Mare Nostrum is the one I'm thinking of it's directly at the top of the road where our private apartment is
I'll pretend I don't know anything. Oh! Look, it's Sarah there , they are staying just down the road, how lovely!
I'll take advantage of the fact that we are neighbourgs and I'll embrace the spanish weddings traditions:
the night before I'll hire a Tuna for you, and these lovely boys will come and sing specially for you. You are supposed to look like Juliette in the window
I'll pretend I don't know anything. Oh! Look, it's Sarah there , they are staying just down the road, how lovely!
I'll take advantage of the fact that we are neighbourgs and I'll embrace the spanish weddings traditions:
the night before I'll hire a Tuna for you, and these lovely boys will come and sing specially for you. You are supposed to look like Juliette in the window
What does looking like Juliet entale mmmm....
something oposite to you
You mean she doesn't stand in the balcony with a bottle of rose in her hand
Exactly
Neither a fag and poppers
Right, the other traidition is to come to your place the day of your wedding, when the sunrise, with all the local neighbourghs and help you to get dressed and ready for the big moment. And of course, all the neighborhood will be in your door saying Viva la Novia, setting fire to big petards and throwing rice to you
Right, the other traidition is to come to your place the day of your wedding, when the sunrise, with all the local neighbourghs and help you to get dressed and ready for the big moment. And of course, all the neighborhood will be in your door saying Viva la Novia, setting fire to big petards and throwing rice to you
So what you're saying is you come and wake me and Tom up at 7am Saturday morning and dress me while the rest of the gang chuck rice at us
yes,
and petards on your door
and the gang is not your lovely guests, the gang is the local grannies and mummies
(that's a tradition in spain, the rice it's usually at the end of the ceremony, but yes, in villages everyone is involved in "lets dress the bride" operation)
yes,
and petards on your door
and the gang is not your lovely guests, the gang is the local grannies and mummies
(that's a tradition in spain, the rice it's usually at the end of the ceremony, but yes, in villages everyone is involved in "lets dress the bride" operation)
I've got visions of the likes of you, Gollum etc all dressing me and making me over
Don't give us ideas
There's no hen do but we can have a lets dress the bride instead
Don't give us ideas
There's no hen do but we can have a lets dress the bride instead
Only if you dress me in a big meringue with lots of sparkly bits and a crown and lots of make-up