A Horse goes into a bar.......

[lil' Joey]

Bar man says.........


WHY THE LONG FACE


A fank u very much, i'm here all week.

 

[jjinit]

same barman, says to same horse

"we got a whiskey named after you!!"

the horse replies "what....Dobbin??"

 

[lil' Joey]

Same Bar and Celine Dion walks in

Barman says

WHY THE LONG FACE

 

[KarlosHx]

Same Barman and JJinnit walks in

Barman says - The sauna's next door mate

 

[jjinit]

Same Bar and ruud van nistelrooy walks in, crashes to the floor in a heap as if he makes contact with a stool approx a foot away...."

Barman says

WHY THE LONG FACE

 

[gingerfreak]

Apparently Ruud Van Nistelrooy's wife's worried the mafia's after her. She woke up with a horse's head on her pillow.

 

[jjinit]

Apparently Ruud Van Nistelrooy's wife's worried the mafia's after her. She woke up with a horse's head on her pillow.

you just made that up?? Funny though!!

Apparently fergie is quoshing rumours of a takeover by "pixar" as he has shrek & donkey up front!!

(i made that up)

 

[NITEFLY]

 

[gingerfreak]

I did! We're not quite Dustin Gee yet though are we.

 

[stuie]

Same Barman and JJinnit walks in

Barman says - The sauna's next door mate