A dog wearing a.........

Buckley

Buckley

Well-Known Member
.........stetson, with one of his front limbs bandaged up, limps into the Saloon:

"I'm looking for the man who shot my Pa'w"

A....to....the r..... to the f!

:lol:
 
jjinit said:
"what the f**k is funny about me???" 8)
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"Am I here to f**king amuse you? Dance you f**cking little p***k!"

*shoots at JJinit's feet and eventually hits him a la Jimmy to poor 'Spider in Goodfellas*
 
your'e getting your scenes mixed up!!

in the "what the fu*K is funny" scene he pulls his gun on Henry and dives on him, in the "spider" scene he pulls the gun and says "im billy the kid" and makes him dance and shoots him in the foot!!
 
You two better hope Joe Pasquale doesn't join up, then you'll be under real pressure.
 
A funny thing happend to me on the way to this Forum..........

Yadda Yadda Yadda


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Take my mother in law

No, please take her


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
"henny youngman.....the king of the one liners....take my wife....please......i take my wife everywhere....she still finde her way home.......look who's here dr goldstein.......he gave a patient 6 mths to live...he couldnt pay his bill.......gave him another 6 mhts.....I love this audience!!!"
 
jjinit said:
your'e getting your scenes mixed up!!

in the "what the fu*K is funny" scene he pulls his gun on Henry and dives on him, in the "spider" scene he pulls the gun and says "im billy the kid" and makes him dance and shoots him in the foot!!
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I've moved on from DJing (mixing records) and VJing (mixing visuals). I'm spearheading the new PCRJ (Pop Culture Reference Mixing) scene.

Try and keep up at the back.

'Course JJ you could of mixed jokes and been JJ the JJ, in fact apparent lack of relations bewteen your jokes and punchlines, perhaps you do! :lol:

"Ouch!"

"Saucer of milk? Yes, that's mine. Humble pie? No, that's for him 'oop Norf' ".
 
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