Hilarious to see that Pupps and AgentU's normally perfect command of English is totally fcked after their Ibiza shenanigans!
you should have seen me at work this morning when I announced that I was about to have lunch - when someone pointed out it was 9.55am.......
I tell thee - I am struggling with "which way is up" at the moment....... ?
- well welcome back from me anyway!!
where was the phonecall mother****er!
I meant to text Babs again, but I felt bad hassling her so I didnt and by then it had all got tits up anyway...
I just couldnt face texting you again - knowing what you knew already about our expenditure and I could just see you p'ing yourself thinking - "money well spent then eh steph?"
I wouldn't have expected anything less of you