Mine would have to feature Derrick May, Harri & Dom, Neville Watson, Ferrer & Sydenham in the banging room and phil mison, nancy noise, jose padilla, prins thomas, todd terje etc in the backroom and then some connecting middle section where there would be alternative entertainment eg mike & claire manumission revisiting former heights or Bez on a stage reading out sonnets whilst someone handed out mushrooms. (Just a thought). Venue , i dunno - some caves. Advertising: none, vips: none, entry €3 (2 if you arrive on a white horse)
