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Heyyyyyyyyy. We got kicked out of a show in the Edinburgh fringe for heckling a guy who was telling jokes about wee kids last night! Must be the moon or something!

Also got loads of random pictures of us beside some goths getting lifted for being drunk!:D:D
 
something along the lines of, dont buy flowers off her, shes a ****ing phoney

i was very drunk, some yah pap started heckling me back, so thats really where the vitriol came out, nearly got in a scrap, then the bouncer stepped over and said, you're getting launched for yer wee rant mate

although he let me grab my jacket first

hate that pub anyway, full of paps, i always end up getting launched :lol:
 
Some black fellas were in the toilet giving it to the fresher up man ( yank translation - people in toilets who provide general toilettries in the hope of being tipped, always black people ). Anyway, these black blokes were proper nailing into him saying your not from this country etc. Then it started getting physical so your friendly super hero Polack stepped in, naturellement. Massively abused them, had a right pop, alchohol talking, they went radio rental and wanted to kill me, scuffle ensued, kicked out, they were looking for me outside, bouncer came up to outside and "advised" I hide round the back instead of waiting for my chums outside. Had to wait round the corner while these fellas were parading the front looking for me, then my mate came to pick us up so had to run past them and get in car in a "go, go, go" moment. Tres amusing. Needless to say, I will not be going back there for a while. Although I don't think I've ever been kicked out of anywhere before so I'm quite happy, I have respect on the streets now...

Anyway, I got up purely to do my transfers on Fantasy Football and have missed the deadline, Ronaldo captain, suspended, well happy, well hungover...
 
fatphilb said:
something along the lines of, dont buy flowers off her, shes a ****ing phoney

i was very drunk, some yah pap started heckling me back, so thats really where the vitriol came out, nearly got in a scrap, then the bouncer stepped over and said, you're getting launched for yer wee rant mate

although he let me grab my jacket first

hate that pub anyway, full of paps, i always end up getting launched :lol:
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