ya canny sand dancer!!
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puppylover
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Oh it was very very messy.......
Got through my starter before a phone call to say my "friend" was outside.....
It all went a bit wrong after that, I was on a mission to find out the following "gossip" for the rest of the office
Who had just had breast implants
Who was having an affair with someone from the Snr Exec Team
Who had been spreading malicious rumours about one of my colleagues
Who has been moonlighting as a "dancer" for extra cash this christmas
Mission accomplished - with bonus points for finding out that there were 2 tit ops in the firm....
Got my boss involved in a lap dance - thought I may not be working for him after that incident - but he came over to me and told me if I "upped the quality" of the person giving the dance and if I could provide some form of entertainment every morning around 8.30am it would set him up nicely for the day.
Got another one of my bosses declaring undying love to me - and trying to grab a handful of one of breasts which kept trying to escape from my laydeee dress....
Then - spent most of the night chatting with a copper who was a right laugh - if he twigged about my state, he didnt mention it so that was ok, but by then I was taking no prisoners and didnt really give a toss.....
Caught my best friend snogging someone totally unsuitable from Accounts (bleuurrgghh - MINGER)
Got home around 1.30am, carried on with Mr PL until he had to put me to bed as I had a funny turn having a herbal ciggie - far too much alcohol to be doing that.......
Friday night was a bit of a carry on
Sat night was quite due to needing sleep and food.....
All in all, one of the better Christmas Parties I have attended.......
2 more to go this week .....
Got through my starter before a phone call to say my "friend" was outside.....
It all went a bit wrong after that, I was on a mission to find out the following "gossip" for the rest of the office
Who had just had breast implants
Who was having an affair with someone from the Snr Exec Team
Who had been spreading malicious rumours about one of my colleagues
Who has been moonlighting as a "dancer" for extra cash this christmas
Mission accomplished - with bonus points for finding out that there were 2 tit ops in the firm....
Got my boss involved in a lap dance - thought I may not be working for him after that incident - but he came over to me and told me if I "upped the quality" of the person giving the dance and if I could provide some form of entertainment every morning around 8.30am it would set him up nicely for the day.
Got another one of my bosses declaring undying love to me - and trying to grab a handful of one of breasts which kept trying to escape from my laydeee dress....
Then - spent most of the night chatting with a copper who was a right laugh - if he twigged about my state, he didnt mention it so that was ok, but by then I was taking no prisoners and didnt really give a toss.....
Caught my best friend snogging someone totally unsuitable from Accounts (bleuurrgghh - MINGER)
Got home around 1.30am, carried on with Mr PL until he had to put me to bed as I had a funny turn having a herbal ciggie - far too much alcohol to be doing that.......
Friday night was a bit of a carry on
Sat night was quite due to needing sleep and food.....
All in all, one of the better Christmas Parties I have attended.......
2 more to go this week .....
very very messy pups...........love the way it sounds almost exactly the same as my office bash last friday (aside from the escaping breasts of course).
i spent the whole day/night on friday tellin everyone exactly what i thought of them (can't recall whether it was good or bad - and everyone is talkin to me today so it mustn't have been too bad). Also havin my mate brushin white stuff off my nose every time i came back from the toilet..........very very childish behaviour - i blame the rum.
i spent the whole day/night on friday tellin everyone exactly what i thought of them (can't recall whether it was good or bad - and everyone is talkin to me today so it mustn't have been too bad). Also havin my mate brushin white stuff off my nose every time i came back from the toilet..........very very childish behaviour - i blame the rum.
puppylover
Active Member
Yeah ditto here - everyone still speaking to me so that's got to be a good sign!!
The only downside to the night was the whitey I chucked on arriving back home after the "ciggie" -- urgh never felt so wrong in a long while.....
Still, onwards and upwards - its a party frenzy until 4th jan when I go back to work a shell of my former self!!!
The only downside to the night was the whitey I chucked on arriving back home after the "ciggie" -- urgh never felt so wrong in a long while.....
Still, onwards and upwards - its a party frenzy until 4th jan when I go back to work a shell of my former self!!!
puppylover
Active Member
Bad Grego - buckets, Jaggermeiseter 
I am fine if I smoke then drink, but cant do it the other way round if its only those 2 things that are in the equation!!
I am fine if I smoke then drink, but cant do it the other way round if its only those 2 things that are in the equation!!
puppylover
Active Member
stuie said:Hi Pups (aka Sanddancer!)
See you still have my little embarassing halucination story in your signature!
Happy Christmas
Still makes me giggle when I walk past said ciggie machine....
Waiting for a similar funny story so that I can update siggy - to date, none so funny....