Worst premiership eleven.

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Just a bit of fun, name your worst premiership eleven, your own team and a mixed eleven.

I'll start, my worst arsenal premiership eleven is as follows:

1. Rami Shaaban (though i'm spoilt for choice with keepers)
2. Pal Lydersen
3. Pascal Cygan
4. Igor stepanovs
5. Philipe Senderos
6. John Jensen
7. Glenn helder
8. Chris Kiwomya
9. Kevin Campbell
10. Nicklas bendtner
11. David Hillier.

I'll post my worst mixed premiership eleven later.
Enjoy.
 
i'll have a pop.

1. Charles Itandje
2. Jan Kromkamp
3. Djimi Traore
4. Frode Kippe
5. Andrea Dossena
6. Jean Michel Ferri
7. Bruno Cheyrou
8. Salif Diao
9. Andriy Voronin (the absolute pits this guy)
10. Sean Dundee
11. Bernard Diomede

Subs:

Istvan Kozma
Torben Piechnik
Eric Meijer
Mark Kennedy (remember him!)
Paul Stewart
El Hadji Diouf
 
1. B. Mimms
2. P. Tramazzani
3. Gilberto
4. K. Toda
5. R. Rocha
6. G. Bunjucevic
7. J. Dozzell
8. M Saib
9. G. Rasiak
10. P. Stewart
11. J. Jenas

If the FA will allow me a 100 subs, i could quite easily fill them.
 
grego said:
i'll have a pop.

1. Charles Itandje
2. Jan Kromkamp
3. Djimi Traore
4. Frode Kippe
5. Andrea Dossena
6. Jean Michel Ferri
7. Bruno Cheyrou
8. Salif Diao
9. Andriy Voronin (the absolute pits this guy)
10. Sean Dundee
11. Bernard Diomede

Subs:

Istvan Kozma
Torben Piechnik
Eric Meijer
Mark Kennedy (remember him!)
Paul Stewart
El Hadji Diouf
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Yes he was meant to be a goal machine till he turned up over here!

Who was the fella that stitched up Souness when he was at Southampton.

Brought on as sub and taken back off 5 mins later when they realised he clearly didn't have a clue.
 
madwhitegiant said:
Yes he was meant to be a goal machine till he turned up over here!

Who was the fella that stitched up Souness when he was at Southampton.

Brought on as sub and taken back off 5 mins later when they realised he clearly didn't have a clue.
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I think it was someone purporting to be George Weah's second-cousin (not sure this was ever substantiated)

11 from me

either bad players or seriously bad investments

marco boogers, thomas brolin, massimo taibi, eric djemba-djemba, marcelino, traore, jordi cruyff, francis jeffers, winston bogarde, ilie dumitrescu, richard wright

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article2096584.ece
 
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I'm going to narrow it down to my most hated Premiership XI

1. Jens Lehman
2. Jamie Carragher
3. Ashley Cole
4. Martin Keown
5. John Terry
6. Michael Ballack
7. Steve McManaman
8. Dennis Wise
9. Alan Shearer
10. Robbie Fowler
11. Craig Bellamy

C**ts, the lot of them.
 
housewilly said:
I'm going to narrow it down to my most hated Premiership XI

1. Jens Lehman
2. Jamie Carragher
3. Ashley Cole
4. Martin Keown
5. John Terry
6. Michael Ballack
7. Steve McManaman
8. Dennis Wise
9. Alan Shearer
10. Robbie Fowler
11. Craig Bellamy

C**ts, the lot of them.
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no gary neville?

shearer and fowler hated??

where's robbie savage?
 
housewilly said:
I'm going to narrow it down to my most hated Premiership XI

1. Jens Lehman
2. Jamie Carragher
3. Ashley Cole
4. Martin Keown
5. John Terry
6. Michael Ballack
7. Steve McManaman
8. Dennis Wise
9. Alan Shearer
10. Robbie Fowler
11. Craig Bellamy

C**ts, the lot of them.
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Carragher???

Shearer 1st!!! Ian Wright 2nd, Mark Lawrensen, Hansen and lineker :lol:
yes its just round the corner.....behind the couch for us scots AGAIN!!!!!:p
 
grego said:
shearer and fowler hated??
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Shearer is concidered a grade a cnut round here (unless of course he was banging them in for England at the time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_7WGYa9nQ

It is claimed by the former FA cheif that if he was charged with misconduct, he would withdraw from the world cup squad.

Diva-stropping Geordie Cnut!

Most Hated, in no order

1 Lehman
2 A Cole
3 Dennis Wise
4 G Neville
5. Ronaldo
6. Robbie Savage
7. Joey Barton
8. Craig Bellamy
9. Drogba
10. Diouf
11. Shearer
 
ok fair enough on shearer i suppose, though he was never as bad as drogba or gary neville for me.
 
Heres my most hated team of eleven.

1.G Neville
2.G Neville
3.G Neville
4.G Neville
5.G Neville
6.G Neville
7.G Neville
8.G Neville
9.G Neville
10.G Neville
11.G Neville
 
in an exercise like this I think it's important to differentiate between the comedy pantomime villains - the mourinhos, the savages, the drogbas from the absolute, utter, Grade A arsewipes, the Jody Morrises, the Dennis Wises, the Alan Shearers, the Joey Bartons, the Tony Adams (pre reformation) - those who have criminal form off the pitch tend to fit into the latter group.
 
Righto here's my most hated premiership eleven.

1. Lukas Fabianski
2. Gary Neville
3. Rio Ferdinand
4. John Terry
5. Francis Benali
6. Dennis Wise
7. El Hadj Diouf
8. Steve McManaman
9. Ruud Van Nistlerooy
10. Alan Shearer
11. Craig bellamy
 
grego said:
no gary neville?

shearer and fowler hated??

where's robbie savage?
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I support Manchester United, so no Gary Neville I'm afraid.

Shearer is an smug geordie bastard.

Fowler is a dirty scouse twat.

No Robbie Savage as I could only fit 11 players into my team. He'd probably make the subs bench.

Doddy said:
Carragher???
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Dirty Scouser.

dominicfiend said:
Shearer is concidered a grade a cnut round here (unless of course he was banging them in for England at the time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_7WGYa9nQ

It is claimed by the former FA cheif that if he was charged with misconduct, he would withdraw from the world cup squad.

Diva-stropping Geordie Cnut!
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Yeah I remember that well.
 
housewilly said:
I support Manchester United, so no Gary Neville I'm afraid.

Shearer is an smug geordie bastard.

Fowler is a dirty scouse twat.

No Robbie Savage as I could only fit 11 players into my team. He'd probably make the subs bench.



Dirty Scouser.



Yeah I remember that well.
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nice. :rolleyes:

i hate gary neville cos he's a grade A roger hunt, not cos of where he's from or who he plays for. (though at times he's almost asking for it).

glad to see you're open-mindedness of ibiza (or even this forum) has rubbed off on you.
 
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