Work Place Hilarity!

Buckley

Buckley

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You wouldn't believe what's happened here!!!

Two women have arrived at the office and guess what??? They are wearing vaguely similar colour tops!!! Imagine that! I can see why they are in tears of laughter! If their tops were featured on a dulux paint card with about twenty different shades on it, they might actually be on the same card!!!!

And to top it all, one of them apparently wore a similar colour top to an another lady, ON THE SAME DAY BY COMPETE COINCIDENCE!!!

What are the odds, eh? Sheesh!
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Not sure but I think your missing the point:confused:

Their tops were not entirely different colours!!!! They were slightly similar!!!:lol::lol::lol:

Never in my life etc etc
 
:lol:

Offices can be slightly scary at times.

Just freeze, try not to engage and wait for it to pass. :eek:
 
Funnier still, I've just spoken to a very amused lady called Denise, and would you believe it, in their office of thousands of people, THERE IS ANOTHER LADY CALLED DENISE?!!?!?!?? :lol::lol::lol:

How we laughed!
 
Buckley said:
Funnier still, I've just spoken to a very amused lady called Denise, and would you believe it, in their office of thousands of people, THERE IS ANOTHER LADY CALLED DENISE?!!?!?!?? :lol::lol::lol:

How we laughed!
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Ha ha!

I had similar one at Parklife fest, in Platt Fields, Fallowfield a couple of weeks ago. This only means something if you know Manchester.

Talking to some mullered lad (ML)

ML - Where you from mate
AU (thats me) - I live in Heaton Moor
ML - NO WAY! I'M WITH SOME LADS FROM THERE
AU - That's mental mate, it's at least 4 miles away.
ML - I live in West Didsbury.
AU - I used to live in West Didsbury
ML - F uck off? Where?!
AU - Clyde Road

At this point ML runs off, grabs his mate

ML - Tell him where you used to live, you won't believe this.
AU - Half a mile away, it's a small world innit - (ffS) *exits stage*
 
agentundercover said:
Ha ha!

I had similar one at Parklife fest, in Platt Fields, Fallowfield a couple of weeks ago. This only means something if you know Manchester.

Talking to some mullered lad (ML)

ML - Where you from mate
AU (thats me) - I live in Heaton Moor
ML - NO WAY! I'M WITH SOME LADS FROM THERE
AU - That's mental mate, it's at least 4 miles away.
ML - I live in West Didsbury.
AU - I used to live in West Didsbury
ML - F uck off? Where?!
AU - Clyde Road

At this point ML runs off, grabs his mate

ML - Tell him where you used to live, you won't believe this.
AU - Half a mile away, it's a small world innit - (ffS) *exits stage*
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agentundercover said:
Ha ha!

I had similar one at Parklife fest, in Platt Fields, Fallowfield a couple of weeks ago. This only means something if you know Manchester.

Talking to some mullered lad (ML)

ML - Where you from mate
AU (thats me) - I live in Heaton Moor
ML - NO WAY! I'M WITH SOME LADS FROM THERE
AU - That's mental mate, it's at least 4 miles away.
ML - I live in West Didsbury.
AU - I used to live in West Didsbury
ML - F uck off? Where?!
AU - Clyde Road

At this point ML runs off, grabs his mate

ML - Tell him where you used to live, you won't believe this.
AU - Half a mile away, it's a small world innit - (ffS) *exits stage*
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:lol:

Platt Lane Fields - I remember going to a fair there as student. I remember when it were all fields around........oh, it still is, isn't it?
 
The only thing that seems to happen in my office is all the Weight watchers crew (fat ladies over 40) walk up to the selection of goodies that are always available and say "Ssssshhh dont tell anyone, im allowed a little treat though ive been good this week"

That same person repeats the above around 5 times a day :rolleyes:
 
on a similar note, my wifes friend got all freaked about yesterday because a woman was stabbed to death on a road where she had walked down not 7 days before :eek:

I said that i had got on a plane once

yes and?

well, they crash from time to time dont they?
 
jjinit said:
on a similar note, my wifes friend got all freaked about yesterday because a woman was stabbed to death on a road where she had walked down not 7 days before :eek:

I said that i had got on a plane once

yes and?

well, they crash from time to time dont they?
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:lol:
 
Oh this making me laugh good stylee!!!
It's like the glass table conversation in human traffic!!
Can relate to it so well!!

agentundercover said:
Ha ha!

I had similar one at Parklife fest, in Platt Fields, Fallowfield a couple of weeks ago. This only means something if you know Manchester.

Talking to some mullered lad (ML)

ML - Where you from mate
AU (thats me) - I live in Heaton Moor
ML - NO WAY! I'M WITH SOME LADS FROM THERE
AU - That's mental mate, it's at least 4 miles away.
ML - I live in West Didsbury.
AU - I used to live in West Didsbury
ML - F uck off? Where?!
AU - Clyde Road

At this point ML runs off, grabs his mate

ML - Tell him where you used to live, you won't believe this.
AU - Half a mile away, it's a small world innit - (ffS) *exits stage*
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