What's your Ned name?

[Mark Sun]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/neds/ned_names.shtml

 

[gecko2]

Mucker

 

[puppylover]

Clatty Coupon - WTF???

 

[aussie_leah]

Todger, hmm.......

 

[stivi]

Heid The Ba' .....

 

[NITEFLY]

MUCKER

 

[Buckley]

MUCKER

Someone call

 

[NITEFLY]

its makka off ere who we call mucker

 

[Robder]

Trumpet

 

[Dual_Life]

"Goggles". I thought it would be "Mjollnir, the hammer of Thor!" or something cool like that.

 

[j_love01]

Doughball

 

[glasgow-chick]

Shagger

 

[Buckley]

its makka off ere who we call mucker

You're all muckers to me Nitey, my lil mucker!

 

[Buckley]

That site uses the name 'Senga' - is this a common (possible in two ways) name?

I ask 'cos I remember a Billy Conolly skit about 'a lassie called Senga who works down the dairy' y'see

 

[NITEFLY]

its makka off ere who we call mucker

You're all muckers to me Nitey, my lil mucker!

 

[Clara]

It's utterly hilarious seeing all you English people trying to decipher some West of Scotland colloquialisms!

For future reference:

Mucker: Ned term of affection

Senga: Female ned/chav

Doughball: Fool

Trumpet: As above

Clatty Coupon: Would roughly translate as 'dirty face'.

 

[Mark Sun]

Ah good a translator! Explain please 'Fanny Chops' ??

 

[Morbyd]

Clara - then please tell me what the hell is a "Schemie Scum"

 

[NITEFLY]

mucker been around for ages,whether its used by a sweaty or not

 

[makka]

Jaffa