Whats the oddest thing you've been "jumped" by?

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Last sunday I was sunbathing in garden when I felt something "cool" land on my leg! 8O
:idea: Bet a birdy has shat on me, so i jumped up to find no poo...and instead a wee frog :!: 8O

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How cute, had a right good jump on it too! :D

Doh, I forgot to kiss it though :roll:
 
The other week .. the neighbour went away on holiday and left her cat behind for another neighbour to look after. It must have been feeling lonely, as in the middle of the night I woke up to find it sat on our bed ! Bizarrely I just sat up and said .. "Oh! There's a cat on our bed!" instead of screaming and yelling the place down .... (Mike did that, he's allergic to them!)
 
Dunno how cus we were like twenty floors up at the time....but i was sleeping on the balcony of our hotel in spain and a baby bird landed on me (aka graham, we named him) it had a broken wing bless.........ill never to this day know how in the gods name it got that far up spesh with a broken wing :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Poor little thing died too so we gave it a burial on the beach :oops:
 
I was lying in bed one night and I felt something on my cheek and then my lips, I jumped out of bed, switched the light on but couldnt see anything, I thought it must have been my hair or something but felt really creeped out. I pulled the Duvet off the bed, nothing there, I then shifted the pillow and the biggest fattest house spider ran across the bed, it had crawled across my head and face!!

I have a real fear of spiders, I had to get Mr PL to remove the spider - it took me hours to calm down, must have washed my face and brushed my teeth so many times (even had Mr PL check in my hair and ears to see if it had any friends living in there :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Jesus - I am feeling sick just typing this..... 8O
 
puppylover said:
I was lying in bed one night and I felt something on my cheek and then my lips, I jumped out of bed, switched the light on but couldnt see anything, I thought it must have been my hair or something but felt really creeped out. I pulled the Duvet off the bed, nothing there, I then shifted the pillow and the biggest fattest house spider ran across the bed, it had crawled across my head and face!!

I have a real fear of spiders, I had to get Mr PL to remove the spider - it took me hours to calm down, must have washed my face and brushed my teeth so many times (even had Mr PL check in my hair and ears to see if it had any friends living in there :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Jesus - I am feeling sick just typing this..... 8O
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Urghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! im feelin ur pain there PL....gross.......id have had to change the whole bed in fact no....change the bed itself lol :oops: Bloomin detest the things.....oh god...thought of havin one crawl accross my face is deeply disturbing :? 8O 8O 8O
 
Northern Star said:
puppylover said:
I was lying in bed one night and I felt something on my cheek and then my lips, I jumped out of bed, switched the light on but couldnt see anything, I thought it must have been my hair or something but felt really creeped out. I pulled the Duvet off the bed, nothing there, I then shifted the pillow and the biggest fattest house spider ran across the bed, it had crawled across my head and face!!

I have a real fear of spiders, I had to get Mr PL to remove the spider - it took me hours to calm down, must have washed my face and brushed my teeth so many times (even had Mr PL check in my hair and ears to see if it had any friends living in there :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Jesus - I am feeling sick just typing this..... 8O
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Urghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! im feelin ur pain there PL....gross.......id have had to change the whole bed in fact no....change the bed itself lol :oops: Bloomin detest the things.....oh god...thought of havin one crawl accross my face is deeply disturbing :? 8O 8O 8O
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I'm sure I've read somewhere that during your lifetime you'll eat a certain number of insects (like 2) whilst asleep...
 
puppylover said:
I was lying in bed one night and I felt something on my cheek and then my lips, I jumped out of bed, switched the light on but couldnt see anything, I thought it must have been my hair or something but felt really creeped out. I pulled the Duvet off the bed, nothing there, I then shifted the pillow and the biggest fattest house spider ran across the bed, it had crawled across my head and face!!

I have a real fear of spiders, I had to get Mr PL to remove the spider - it took me hours to calm down, must have washed my face and brushed my teeth so many times (even had Mr PL check in my hair and ears to see if it had any friends living in there :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Jesus - I am feeling sick just typing this..... 8O
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OMG terrifying! 8O
 
naddyz said:
I'm sure I've read somewhere that during your lifetime you'll eat a certain number of insects (like 2) whilst asleep...
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Yup!! this is true.......but at the end of the day...as long as im not aware im not bothered lol....just couldnt imagine waking up one night with a mouth full full of spiders legs 8O Ewwww can u imagine....think id be sick :o
 
Similar thing to Pups, but with me I was dozing in that nice bit between falling asleep and falling over in your dreams, when I felt something crawling on my face, towards my mouth. Instinct took over and I slapped it (and my own face) which stung like flip - and not surprisingly, as it was in fact a wasp, and it had stung me in its death throes. Naturally I did not sleep the next night, but instead got out a massive animal encyclopedia I own and read all about the evil creatures. I've only just (about 10 years later) started sleeping with the window open again.

Interesting note, all the wasps you see flying round are female, and towards the end of the summer there are no baby wasps being produced, so the wasps flying round no longer need to take prey back to the nest. As a result they eat all sorts of things, including rotting fruit on trees, which hasn't just rotted it's fermented. So you have a load of drunk bad-tempered females flying round with a weapon half the size of their bodies. Dunno why they have such a bad rep...
 
gingerfreak said:
So you have a load of drunk bad-tempered females flying round with a weapon half the size of their bodies. Dunno why they have such a bad rep...
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Is this about Dukes in Chelmsford?
 
I was stung by a scorpion on a deserted island miles off the coast of Thailand with no healthcare.

Great! 8O :roll:

...and yes it fookin hurt.
 
Robder said:
I was stung by a scorpion on a deserted island miles off the coast of Thailand with no healthcare.
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A Thai scorpion with no healthcare! It's just not right! One day we'll live in a world where all scorpions have BUPA cover!
 
Buckley said:
Robder said:
I was stung by a scorpion on a deserted island miles off the coast of Thailand with no healthcare.
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A Thai scorpion with no healthcare! It's just not right! One day we'll live in a world where all scorpions have BUPA cover!
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Guffaw guffaw, arf, arf. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Robder said:
Buckley said:
Robder said:
I was stung by a scorpion on a deserted island miles off the coast of Thailand with no healthcare.
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A Thai scorpion with no healthcare! It's just not right! One day we'll live in a world where all scorpions have BUPA cover!
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Guffaw guffaw, arf, arf. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Presumably it'd be a standard cover contract..............maybe with an extra 'claws'


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