What do you call your current partner?

[kes]

I call mine Doughnut cos she's fat and round with a hole in the middle

 

[NITEFLY]

are you male or female

 

[puppylover]

I call mine Doughnut cos she's fat and round with a hole in the middle

Wow - you are a catch and a half!!

 

[kes]

Wow - you are a catch and a half!!

yeah i know... i promised her a new dishwasher if she learnt to pick a beer bottle up off the floor with her teeth whilst doing the splits before her birthday

 

[kes]

i was being silly by the way

i haven't even got a partner... and before you say it... it isn't because i offered to buy her a dish washer.

"what do you call your pet" + "how did you meet your current partner" = "what do you call your current partner?"

I know wednesday is the furthest point from the weekend so was just trying to inject a little humour