What annoys you about your colleagues?

fatphilb

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1. Working through breaks :spank:
2. Over complicating simple things on the phone to sound more official
3. Childish voices

have been making my afternoon go in very slowly

Go on people, go forth and vent your office rage...
 
1. talking on phone as if they work in a loud factory.
2. burping constantly
3. fidgetting, tapping on desk.
4. B.O.
 
grr - dont get me started.

Colleague No 1 - keeps singing songs and saying "eeeeh I heard this on the way home last night and I cant get it out of my head" - no **** sherlock - you've been friggin humming it since 10.00am this morning....

and

Colleague No 2 - has a really really bad cough and has had on and off for a fortnight - she keeps coughing at inappropriate times - ie in the middle of my phone calls - not hers!!. - I just looked at her (for the umpteenth time) and she said - "I know - its one of those annoying coughs" - YES IT F****G IS LOVE!!!!!

......but in my defence I went up to ASDA at luchtime and bought her a bottle of cough medicine so I am not totally evil.....
 
Women talking about their boyfriends/personal life :roll: one day he's a monster,next day he's a sweety,jaysus if the poor bloke knew his bird was droning on about him so much he'd probably run a mile.
 
Emails that you are cc’ed on which have f*k all to do with you (Leave me out of your mess pls!?)
Political animals smiling to your face who you just know are knifing you in the back at every opportunity – Hey Roger, if you read this – f*K you pal! :lol:
'Lifers’ (no hopes, no dreams, no social life...bitter)
The ‘lets have a meeting’ brigade..get 8 people round the table and talk about the issues and come out 3 hours later having resolved f*K all! (give me strengthhhhh)
Anyone in HR (you were all fully paid up members of the Gestapo in a previous life)

And I actually really like where I work! :lol:
 
When people have got little phrases or sayings that they CONSTANTLY USE all day every day, thats my main problem...

"Alrighty" being the main offender for the guy sat opposite me

What annoys me actually is the amount of fitties in my office, esp in summer, it's v hard to concentrate on messageboarding....i mean work;)
 
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2. Over complicating simple things on the phone to sound more official


That is a huage one for me too....middle management waffle.

Also when someone gets a promotion and they suddenly believe that the Thesaurus fairy must have visited them in the night giving them the green light to subject us to gobbledygook sentences.:twisted::twisted::twisted:
 
God I'm so lucky - for the first time in my life I'm in a job that I love and surrounded by great people.

It's such a relief because I've been in some badly managed sh!t holes over the past 5-10 yrs.
 
When people have got little phrases or sayings that they CONSTANTLY USE all day every day, thats my main problem...

"Alrighty" being the main offender for the guy sat opposite me

What annoys me actually is the amount of fitties in my office, esp in summer, it's v hard to concentrate on messageboarding....i mean work;)

buzz phrases

Touch base
get it over the line.... and crap like that
 
B. O. !!!!!

On a tangent, has anyone ever done the... take aside, "mate you stink, sort it or I'll hose you down" type chat ?!?! I'm close.
 
1.kiss a@@es
2. people how try to shift blame
3. close talkers (stand back my hearing is fine)
4. fake people( don't talk ****e behind peoples back, tell them st8)
5. bad breath(don't eat ****e sandwiches) take the breath mint please
6. Bring your own fags, you have a job!
7. Jesus freaks ( I am going to hell let me have my fun:twisted:)
8. don't email from the next office( you fcuking bsatard
 
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Ooo i never seen this before . .

Receptionists that expect you to answer the phone while they are busy doing something else in the office and talks to you like you are small little child

Arrogant people that tell you they dont need the monthly accounts information and then call up the next month asking where it is because they haven't received it yet.

Directors that single you out and give you a verbal warning for not giving a months notice for holiday but dont tell any of the other staff off that do it.

Oh and B.O, buy some deodorant you smelly ****!

Roll on Dec when i will be handing in my notice!!.
 
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Directors that single you out and give you a verbal warning for not giving a months notice for holiday but dont tell any of the other staff off that do it.

So he's still being a twot then?????

Power goes to some peoples heads - usually middle management - they are the worst..... :spank::spank::spank:
 
rubbish patter! can make conversation out of any subject. this morning, feeding pigeons. IF YOU'VE NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO SAY, STFU!!!


also, guy behind who reads music websites and reads aloud titbits of info about songs etc. to impress older guy who sits next to him.
 
So he's still being a twot then?????

Power goes to some peoples heads - usually middle management - they are the worst..... :spank::spank::spank:

Yep, its not the first time he's done something like this, i got HR involved last time, he's had it in for me ever since, the twot!! :spank::lol:

I'll be giving him a 'months notice' of my impending departure very soon.
 
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