What an unlucky night...

[Beckiboo]

You go out, you feel a bit horny, you meet a lady friend... then lo and behold!!! She turns into a donkey

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3895978/Man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-a-donkey.html

 

[MiniMarc]

hate it when that happens

 

[Robder]

That would be funny if he wasn't raping the poor thing.

(yes if the donkey was enjoying it I'd be totally fine with it)

 

[Jam Man]

What an ass..

 

[Dave 1]

The guy can think himself very lucky that his victim wasn't Katie Price
Oop's now that's not being nice very towards the donkey

 

[Robder]

Katie Price

She might be in the public eye but whether you're into silicon and crap TV or not, she's definitely not an unattractive broad.

 

[kimajy]

She might be in the public eye but whether you're into silicon and crap TV or not, she's definitely not an unattractive broad.

Well ... if you're looking at the whole package that's probably debatable

 

[djjaycool]

You go out, you feel a bit horny, you meet a lady friend... then lo and behold!!! She turns into a donkey

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3895978/Man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-a-donkey.html

Drinking is bad, but It could have been worse he could have awoken with a pig.