Woke up extremely confused the other day after the most random dream of my life.
My friends were gathered in a room looking all excited and shouting "we must play the chicken game!" like I should have known what they were talking about.
The chicken game apparently involved mounting a gigantic chicken and making it jump across terrain until it landed on an egg - if you landed on an egg you won.
My chicken jumped a bit too high, fell down and broke in half and two firemen tumbled out of the inside - both of whom had been missing for the last six months.
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Please someone tell my wtf that was all about!
dreamt last night that I was visiting Puppylover and Phil.
Their house was a 3 storey victorian job with very Bohemian decor.
It was attached to a butchers shop and in order to get in, you had to go through the prep area and up a winding staircase...
We went out for the night but got separated so I made my way back. only to discover a huge queue at the shop.
I then spent the next (god knows how long) working the queue down with some select cuts and mince until Mr & Mrs P came home....
dreamt last night that I was visiting Puppylover and Phil.
Their house was a 3 storey victorian job with very Bohemian decor.
It was attached to a butchers shop and in order to get in, you had to go through the prep area and up a winding staircase...
We went out for the night but got separated so I made my way back. only to discover a huge queue at the shop.
I then spent the next (god knows how long) working the queue down with some select cuts and mince until Mr & Mrs P came home....
Sounds like Sweeney Todd!
That's because you are still thinking about coming over to Ibiza and sharing our 3 storey victorian villa with Bohemian decor.....
..... and you are in charge of the BBQ area when you stay...
Need to work on Mrs Jam a bit then!
(Although at the moment her contractions are 40 mins apart so it might not be the best time to raise the subject.....!)
Are you calling me Mrs Lovatt????????
Surely its the best time to ask her - you can say she agreed - ('specially if she is under the influence of drugs at this point)!!!!
Give Kegs my love and tell her I am thinking of her in her hours of need......
Its another boy isnt it???
Yes, Mini Jam Man II