Walking into things

[CU_Tyson]

Because I made a fool of myself yesterday, I figured it would make me feel better about it if I heard stories about when you guys made a fool of yourself by injuring yourself in a stupid way.

So I was cooking on the grill, went back inside to get a plate, went to walk back outside and ran directly into my sliding glass door... I was knocked out for a few seconds, felt sick for about an hour, and spent the rest of the day in the emergency room getting laughed at by nurses and having my head examined. I still don't feel quite right. The good part out of the whole thing is that they gave me vicodin for my 'pain', I told them nothing hurt too, I think it was a mercy prescription...

So, lets hear stories about when you injured yourself in a stupid embarassing manner...

 

[coley]

Similar thing ages ago around my mates flat. He has double glazing and the inner one was closed. I heard a bang outside and ran over to look outside to see what it was and nutted the window leaving the whole room in fits of laughter....I know the feeling squire

 

[CU_Tyson]

lol, so you know my pain...

 

[ijustcantwait]

random accident......

my boyfriend smashed his leg last year..... not funny at the time but very freaky accident......

it was the first england game in world cup we have bbq in garden...all our friends are there.

england score, he jumps off steps in garden in celebration whilst holding a beer, lands awkwardly - we all laugh, he goes white and cannot stand up. we give him peas to put on leg and carry on...

an hour later we think maybe take him to hospital, turns out that he has a smashed tibial plateau, 17 days in hospital, 3 months off work, titanium plates in leg 5 hour operation

he was still on crutches in september at bora bora and space!!!!

 

[CU_Tyson]

ouch... that's a bit worse than mine

 

[puppylover]

yu know those stupid shin height square bollards in San An at just about every road junction?

Well I was walking down to the fountains, a little bit spacey and eating an Ice Cream. I just seemed to stop dead in my tracks wondering WTF?? I then realised my legs had stopped moving but my top half with the momentum of walking was still moving forward, and I ended up flat on my face on the road, in front of people having their food, Phil is p****ing himself laughing on the other side of the road, (along with those eating their meals) - rather embarrassing tbh..

I had bruised, grazed shins for about 4/5 days after that.

I also once jumped of the back of a moving bus, (like they do in films) as it was coming in to a bus stop in Putney, but the momentum, again, carried me smack bang into the bus stop sign - really badly bruised shoulder and ego!!!!

 

[agentundercover]

1 - first day at new (current job), staple got stuck in stapler. I am talking to my new director, manage to unhinge it with my teeth and BANG manage to put a staple through my lip!

2 - walking down the road, cute girl being given a driving lesson by presumably her mum, i am busy checking her out, walk past, keep looking and BANG straight into a lamppost and drop to the floor!

3 - waterloo rugby club are warming up for a cup match with a premiership team, i am helping them with their kicking, they kick, i catch it behind the post and kick it back. Crowd are getting into it, cheering as they get one over and as i catch it. I am in jeans, jumper etc. Catch it, go to kick back, slip and fly 5 yards in the air and land on my back in a puddle of mud. no injury but utter humiliation in front of 4,000 people...

i could go on!

 

[Sirens]

I am Mrs Magoo! I always walk into glass doors

My whole life is one big embarrassment.

Just this morning I walked in on my boss with just his pants on (he was getting changed)
Whilst walking down the street in my new heels, the ground was slippy so I fell into a bin
Once I sat down in a meeting (or so I thought it was a meeting) The guy speaking then asked me to stand up and introduce myself and say why I was there today. I had walked into an AA meeting. I kept saying to him I made a mistake I was in the wrong place. He kept saying, don't worry everyone feels this way the first time!!

 

[coley]

I also once jumped of the back of a moving bus, (like they do in films) as it was coming in to a bus stop in Putney, but the momentum, again, carried me smack bang into the bus stop sign - really badly bruised shoulder and ego!!!!

When I was about 14 coming back from football training early one sat morning I see a geezer knock himself spark out doing exactly that...

Those old route masters at the time...He jumped and I remember thinking" u nutter!!!"...then I just see this 70's perm spring forward with a crack...the bus stopped completely and we all just jumped off...looked back and there he was laying flat on his back seeing stars..and to add insult to injury he dropped his skittles all over the pavement...silly boy lemon

 

[puppylover]

Whilst walking down the street in my new heels, the ground was slippy so I fell into a bin
Once I sat down in a meeting (or so I thought it was a meeting) The guy speaking then asked me to stand up and introduce myself and say why I was there today. I had walked into an AA meeting. I kept saying to him I made a mistake I was in the wrong place. He kept saying, don't worry everyone feels this way the first time!!

Siren - I salute you - just choked on my Burritto - how the hell did you walk into an AA meeting by mistake ????

 

[Sirens]

Siren - I salute you - just choked on my Burritto - how the hell did you walk into an AA meeting by mistake ????

crap story... whilst doing my A Levels, I lived in a house on my own (sorry the story doesn't get any better) So I was seeking some sort of student financial help.... Someone gave me directions, I got them completely wrong and ended up, down some dodgy area.... and walked into a building and then into that room..

 

[grego]

I am Mrs Magoo! I always walk into glass doors

Just this morning I walked in on my boss with just his pants on (he was getting changed)

Whilst walking down the street in my new heels, the ground was slippy so I fell into a bin

Once I sat down in a meeting (or so I thought it was a meeting) The guy speaking then asked me to stand up and introduce myself and say why I was there today. I had walked into an AA meeting. I kept saying to him I made a mistake I was in the wrong place. He kept saying, don't worry everyone feels this way the first time!!

btw i am laughing at you not with you!

 

[CU_Tyson]

LMAO!!!! I don't feel so stupid anymore...