Wahey! I've won!

[Buckley]

Dear Winner,
Your Email Attached To Ticket
Number:023-0148-790-459
With Serial Number 5368/05 Drew The Lucky Number 29.
You Won $850,000.00 In The Satelite E-mail Soft-ware
Lottery Conducted By Global
Promo In Which E-mail Addresses Are Ramdomly Picked
Electronically In The Internet.
Your E-mail Was Selected This Quarter.
You Are To Contact The Award Co-ordinator:
Teresa M. Pablo(mrs)
E-mail:financialunit4@gmail.com
With The Processing Requirements
1.full Names................
2.recent Address............
3.age.......................
4.sex......................
5.marital Status............
6.occupation................
7.phone....................
8.country/nationality.......

Mr Jack Thomas.
Manager.

For:
Global Lottery Organization
Amsterdam,the Netherlands

 

[djchewie]

mate, i must have won at least a Billion US$ in about 3 years.

i always reply back with the phone number for the met police

 

[fatphilb]

hence why you keep winning, with your active email account etc.

 

[puppylover]

he he he - reminds me of the Danny Wallace - Yes Man book......

 

[Jam Man]

YES SAH!

You are tha winna of a big big prize! Kindly be sending me your a bank account numbaaaah!!