USEFUL PHRASES

[McRackin]

Do you have a condom?
SPANISH - Tiene usted un condón?
ITALIAN - Avete un preservativo?
FRENCH - Est ce-que tu as un preservatif?

I'm not having sex with you, unless we use a condom!
SPANISH - No hago sexo contigo, a menos que utilicemos un condón!
ITALIAN - Non faccio sesso, a meno che usiamo un preservativo! FRENCH - Je ne couche pas avec toi sans preservatif!

Where can I buy a packet of condoms?
SPANISH - Donde puedo comprar un paquete de condones?
ITALIAN - Dove posso comprare un pacchetto dei preservativi?
FRENCH - Ou est-ce que je peut acheter un paquet des preservatifs?

 

[nish]

nice one bruv

 

[McRackin]

aye!!

 

[ibiza_lou]

Never heard a guy say any of those in English....what's the point in giving em another language to deal with!!!

 

[MARKB]

Never heard a guy say any of those in English....what's the point in giving em another language to deal with!!!

Hahaha

how do you say "don't worry I'll be careful"

 

[Mark Sun]

Never heard a guy say any of those in English....what's the point in giving em another language to deal with!!!

Hahaha

how do you say "don't worry I'll be careful"

Or 'it's ok, we'll do it standing up' ?

 

[ibiza_lou]

Or how about "It's alright, I won't do it inside." This could be loosly adapted for many different things!

 

[sexylady]

true u rude lady lol

 

[McRackin]

rude_lou!!

 

[kimmie]

haha thats hilarious...
gud to know but they proberly wont be used..
with a few drinks on me i struggle with speakin english so doubt ill be tryin spanish lol

*kimmie*

 

[Dual_Life]

The only thing I needed to know on Ibiza was

"Cerveza por favor"

Say that enough you'll forget about all your other worries

 

[McRackin]

with a few drinks on me i struggle with speakin english so doubt ill be tryin spanish lol

lol!!

 

[x-amount]

Or "I can't it's my rag week"

 

[nish]

 

[Buckley]

Or "I can't it's my rag week"

"Aye ess oop en blockios"

Or the less formal version to someone the ladyee doesn't know as well:

"Eam afreyed I av de paynters een"