for la troya there are two options - either buy a vip TABLE ($$$$) or then just try being nice with the bouncer and see if he let's you upstairs. no shorts obviously.
Im sure you can wear little tight rubber shorts
The worst thing about this site is all the smart arse clique responding to a thread without actually answering the question...
Enough about your weekends in Berghain Kimajy...
The worst thing about this site is all the smart arse clique responding to a thread without actually answering the question... some crappy photos of a 20 year old flyer, a dull story about an exclusive party, a quip about phat pants (not funny at first and almost retarded after 2 years) or how having no-one that can stand being in your company for more than 20 minutes means "flying solo" is liberating??? Jesus....