Un PC Joke
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Paddy went out to his field one winters morning and noticed all his cows were motionless, almost statuesque...
He pushed one and it refused to budge, he shook the feed bucket, threw out some hay but to no avail, they were rooted to the spot.
Not sure quite what to do he stood scratching his head....
With that, an elderly woman carrying a bible approached him from the edge of the field.
"You look like you're having a few problems!" she said
"Yer dead roight about dat!" replied Paddy "De daaft feckers is fookin stook dere!"
"Well they're frozen to the spot" said the old woman. "Let me see what I can do for them.."
With that, she went up to each animal individually and placed both hands on it, at which point they each began slowly to move until they were all taking steps towards the feed.
"Dat's fookin amaaazin!" cried Paddy, "How da hell did ye do dat? What's yer name me dear?!"
The woman replied
"Thora Herd"
BOOM!
He pushed one and it refused to budge, he shook the feed bucket, threw out some hay but to no avail, they were rooted to the spot.
Not sure quite what to do he stood scratching his head....
With that, an elderly woman carrying a bible approached him from the edge of the field.
"You look like you're having a few problems!" she said
"Yer dead roight about dat!" replied Paddy "De daaft feckers is fookin stook dere!"
"Well they're frozen to the spot" said the old woman. "Let me see what I can do for them.."
With that, she went up to each animal individually and placed both hands on it, at which point they each began slowly to move until they were all taking steps towards the feed.
"Dat's fookin amaaazin!" cried Paddy, "How da hell did ye do dat? What's yer name me dear?!"
The woman replied
"Thora Herd"
BOOM!