Phil_Dicko
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My review of this year's Ibiza trip. Myself and @Ikoda were originally going to do this as a joint review but Ben hasn't finished his version yet and I'm itching to post this. (Sorry Ben!) It's a bit long as it is so I'll post in 2 day chunks over this coming week.
For a bit of context, here is my review of 2012: http://forum.ibiza-spotlight.com/threads/phils-review-ibiza-2012.66318/
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What a pisser! Suddenly the skies are overcast again, the September sun imprisoned behind a blanket of thick cloud, the sea is too far away and there are as many pigeons as people. And that's not even the half of it.
Don't get me wrong. I adore living and working in London, but I adore it at least half as much as I do visiting Ibiza. This on its own causes problems.
I hate the term 'Ibiza Blues'. But only because it underplays that potent concoction of feelings and thoughts that follows returning home from Ibiza. Regret, boredom, physical pain, extreme fatigue, nostalgia, remembered joy, flickers of as yet inaccessible memories. I'm never really 'blue' when I come back from Ibiza. I'm a hopelessly confused mixture of warm afterglow and hazy, agonising lament. Your perception of everything is immediately altered.
This may seem like a horribly negative way to begin a review, but it’s less about negativity and more about contrast. In 2014's Ibiza episode, that contrast was borne out not just in the return but in the build up as well.
Initially, it looked perfect. My fifth trip would be my longest ever - 9 days spent in Ibiza. We would return to the scene of my favourite trip to date in 2011, Villa Daisy in Port Des Torrent. It would be my first visit with fellow Spotlighter and DJing partner, Ben Dursley, (we would probably not know each other if it weren't for this website) as the two of us continue our unfolding journey with Transcend. Journey vs. Transcend at Tropi Trance Bar would be my first opportunity to DJ on the White Isle - another dream come true in 2014.
As always it's about the people you share the time with. I felt I had assembled one of the best groups ever and we would get to represent Transcend during trance's busiest week of the year - Island of Trance week. In particular we would get to spend some rave time with the guys and girls from Journey in Cardiff, a brand we at Transcend are growing closer to with every passing month or event.
Life is never that straight-forward though. And those who have read my previous reviews will know that I have an Ibiza curse that continues to stalk me like a crazed paparazzi photographer.
Two of the girls in the group had to drop out because of work and issues getting time off. One of our Transcend residents had to withdraw because of an illness in the family. While one of our group, NE, broke his knee playing football just 4 weeks before we were due to fly. And the day before we flew another, RG, told me he would not be boarding his flight because he was awaiting a scan on a damaged knee. What were the chances of that? Two guys, two damaged knees.
In the end, NE's injury didn't stop him travelling with us but, all-in-all, these events put a very different spin on things. So the curse continues...
All of my Ibiza trips have had a story though. Good and bad. In 2005, it was stepping off the plane aged 18 and doing my very first bit of starry-eyed clubbing at Cream Amnesia, filling up on Burger King and Pizza Hut and behaving like complete dicks with cans of shaving foam. (This feels like far more than 9 years ago.) In 2009, it was getting horrifically ill during the height of the swine flu "epidemic". In 2011, it was my first villa experience and meeting Tony McGuinness of Above & Beyond at one of the most exclusive events I will probably ever go to. In 2012, it was my crazed drinking antics, slipping into the depths of Grey Goose induced comas, in what was the messiest 7 days I've ever experienced - the excess-filled tipping point in so many ways for what was my original group in London.
2014, my first trip as a Londoner, will be remembered for my first 3 DJing gigs on the island - 2 of them completely unexpected and impromptu, the other probably the most successful one ever from certain points-of-view. A dream come true. This time around, it's the adrenaline of these gigs that has generated the muddled post-holiday malaise.
While so many elements of it were the same as other trips, this one was so surreal and different.
Saturday, 6th of September - Phil's Bumpy Start
Our flight wasn't until quite late on Friday evening. The weeks and months leading up to this holiday had been so hectic at work. The days before were no different. I desperately needed a holiday. Just to not think about my job for more than 2 days. I'd already taken off the Friday to help with packing. I'm so glad I did in the end. Packing was seamless and even NE with his broken knee was ready in time.
Despite getting to the airport very early indeed, we still managed to be the last two bodies on the flight. But we made it.
The flight was typical. The usual rowdy groups at the front and back. The football songs from one group; From the other, the one bloke who refused to sit down because of his desire to entertain the rest of the plane with his playfully 'laddish' antics. Next to me were a lovely couple named Johnny and Terry - probably in their early 40s. We chatted for a while about our love for the island. They were clearly party people in their day, now enjoying the beauty of the island to the full. Truly lovely people. They wished me all the best for my gig.
When we landed, it was going up to 2am. We collected our luggage and headed straight to the taxi queue to find WH and GW who had flown in from Gatwick on a different flight. We found them at the very front of the queue. With NE on crutches we had no problems queue jumping and getting in a taxi with the others.
Bad news struck. We were due to stay at an apartment in Ibiza Town and on contacting the person we were due to pick up the keys from it transpired they'd been a booking mix up. We weren't 100% sure what the problem was at this stage - all we were certain of was we would not be able to move in until tomorrow afternoon. It's good job that NE is a Spanish speaker. Had neither of us been we would've been in trouble.
We took the taxi to WH and GW's hotel - Hotel Don Quijote. We asked if they had any spare rooms and, after some deliberation, the guy behind reception said we could have a room for the night. Despite being frustrated, I was mainly just relieved not to be homeless.
Myself, NE and WH chilled with a brief beer in a bar next to the hotel after which we disappeared to bed.
We rose later that morning, having been woken up by drilling next door. I don't think either of us slept well. After a bit of breakfast just down from the nearby beach area, we left GW and WH and headed towards the port to move into this apartment. We had a beer at Bella Napoli and eventually, by just after 2, we were into the apartment. It was decent apartment. The view was poor, the furniture ancient, only about 3 of the light switches worked. But, on the street just off the harbour's Burger King, it was in a great location and was far bigger than we needed.
We caught up on sleep, did a touch of food shopping and lounged around for most of the afternoon. Having been overcast that morning, it was now very hot! Extremely hot.
We had no plans for the evening. GW and WH were off to Ushuaia for Ants. NE was hungry so we ventured out looking for a decent meal. It was a bit early for Ibiza Town though and any good places weren't serving yet. In the end, we agreed we'd wait for Ke Kafe to open, the restaurant that I'd been to towards the end of the 2012 holiday.
We waited with a quick beer across the road. (I also managed to knock over a cheap looking, ornamental plant box, spilling stones all over the floor outside.) We had a great meal at Ke Kafe. The food wasn't quite as good as it was in 2012 and the portion was quite small, but it was still the nicest meal I had all holiday. The place was popular too, the tables filling up around us quite quickly.
Afterwards, we walked down towards Cafe Mar Y Sol (another familiar place) for a drink. However, after trying about 4 cash points I appeared unable to get anymore cash out. I wasn't sure why and it was really worrying me. In truth, the thing that really irked me was the fact that I couldn't immediately ring someone I find out what the problem was. It was the not knowing. I didn't want to wait. I couldn't put it out of my mind and I just wanted to sleep until I could do something about it.
Eventually, WH and GW joined us following Ants. This cheered me up a bit. The two of them clearly had a good time at Ushuaia. They said it was wall-to-wall rammed. Despite a few more drinks and a few more smiles, I was still too agitated to do anything more with my evening. We parted ways and off we went to bed.
For a bit of context, here is my review of 2012: http://forum.ibiza-spotlight.com/threads/phils-review-ibiza-2012.66318/
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What a pisser! Suddenly the skies are overcast again, the September sun imprisoned behind a blanket of thick cloud, the sea is too far away and there are as many pigeons as people. And that's not even the half of it.
Don't get me wrong. I adore living and working in London, but I adore it at least half as much as I do visiting Ibiza. This on its own causes problems.
I hate the term 'Ibiza Blues'. But only because it underplays that potent concoction of feelings and thoughts that follows returning home from Ibiza. Regret, boredom, physical pain, extreme fatigue, nostalgia, remembered joy, flickers of as yet inaccessible memories. I'm never really 'blue' when I come back from Ibiza. I'm a hopelessly confused mixture of warm afterglow and hazy, agonising lament. Your perception of everything is immediately altered.
This may seem like a horribly negative way to begin a review, but it’s less about negativity and more about contrast. In 2014's Ibiza episode, that contrast was borne out not just in the return but in the build up as well.
Initially, it looked perfect. My fifth trip would be my longest ever - 9 days spent in Ibiza. We would return to the scene of my favourite trip to date in 2011, Villa Daisy in Port Des Torrent. It would be my first visit with fellow Spotlighter and DJing partner, Ben Dursley, (we would probably not know each other if it weren't for this website) as the two of us continue our unfolding journey with Transcend. Journey vs. Transcend at Tropi Trance Bar would be my first opportunity to DJ on the White Isle - another dream come true in 2014.
As always it's about the people you share the time with. I felt I had assembled one of the best groups ever and we would get to represent Transcend during trance's busiest week of the year - Island of Trance week. In particular we would get to spend some rave time with the guys and girls from Journey in Cardiff, a brand we at Transcend are growing closer to with every passing month or event.
Life is never that straight-forward though. And those who have read my previous reviews will know that I have an Ibiza curse that continues to stalk me like a crazed paparazzi photographer.
Two of the girls in the group had to drop out because of work and issues getting time off. One of our Transcend residents had to withdraw because of an illness in the family. While one of our group, NE, broke his knee playing football just 4 weeks before we were due to fly. And the day before we flew another, RG, told me he would not be boarding his flight because he was awaiting a scan on a damaged knee. What were the chances of that? Two guys, two damaged knees.
In the end, NE's injury didn't stop him travelling with us but, all-in-all, these events put a very different spin on things. So the curse continues...
All of my Ibiza trips have had a story though. Good and bad. In 2005, it was stepping off the plane aged 18 and doing my very first bit of starry-eyed clubbing at Cream Amnesia, filling up on Burger King and Pizza Hut and behaving like complete dicks with cans of shaving foam. (This feels like far more than 9 years ago.) In 2009, it was getting horrifically ill during the height of the swine flu "epidemic". In 2011, it was my first villa experience and meeting Tony McGuinness of Above & Beyond at one of the most exclusive events I will probably ever go to. In 2012, it was my crazed drinking antics, slipping into the depths of Grey Goose induced comas, in what was the messiest 7 days I've ever experienced - the excess-filled tipping point in so many ways for what was my original group in London.
2014, my first trip as a Londoner, will be remembered for my first 3 DJing gigs on the island - 2 of them completely unexpected and impromptu, the other probably the most successful one ever from certain points-of-view. A dream come true. This time around, it's the adrenaline of these gigs that has generated the muddled post-holiday malaise.
While so many elements of it were the same as other trips, this one was so surreal and different.
Saturday, 6th of September - Phil's Bumpy Start
Our flight wasn't until quite late on Friday evening. The weeks and months leading up to this holiday had been so hectic at work. The days before were no different. I desperately needed a holiday. Just to not think about my job for more than 2 days. I'd already taken off the Friday to help with packing. I'm so glad I did in the end. Packing was seamless and even NE with his broken knee was ready in time.
Despite getting to the airport very early indeed, we still managed to be the last two bodies on the flight. But we made it.
The flight was typical. The usual rowdy groups at the front and back. The football songs from one group; From the other, the one bloke who refused to sit down because of his desire to entertain the rest of the plane with his playfully 'laddish' antics. Next to me were a lovely couple named Johnny and Terry - probably in their early 40s. We chatted for a while about our love for the island. They were clearly party people in their day, now enjoying the beauty of the island to the full. Truly lovely people. They wished me all the best for my gig.
When we landed, it was going up to 2am. We collected our luggage and headed straight to the taxi queue to find WH and GW who had flown in from Gatwick on a different flight. We found them at the very front of the queue. With NE on crutches we had no problems queue jumping and getting in a taxi with the others.
Bad news struck. We were due to stay at an apartment in Ibiza Town and on contacting the person we were due to pick up the keys from it transpired they'd been a booking mix up. We weren't 100% sure what the problem was at this stage - all we were certain of was we would not be able to move in until tomorrow afternoon. It's good job that NE is a Spanish speaker. Had neither of us been we would've been in trouble.
We took the taxi to WH and GW's hotel - Hotel Don Quijote. We asked if they had any spare rooms and, after some deliberation, the guy behind reception said we could have a room for the night. Despite being frustrated, I was mainly just relieved not to be homeless.
Myself, NE and WH chilled with a brief beer in a bar next to the hotel after which we disappeared to bed.
We rose later that morning, having been woken up by drilling next door. I don't think either of us slept well. After a bit of breakfast just down from the nearby beach area, we left GW and WH and headed towards the port to move into this apartment. We had a beer at Bella Napoli and eventually, by just after 2, we were into the apartment. It was decent apartment. The view was poor, the furniture ancient, only about 3 of the light switches worked. But, on the street just off the harbour's Burger King, it was in a great location and was far bigger than we needed.
We caught up on sleep, did a touch of food shopping and lounged around for most of the afternoon. Having been overcast that morning, it was now very hot! Extremely hot.
We had no plans for the evening. GW and WH were off to Ushuaia for Ants. NE was hungry so we ventured out looking for a decent meal. It was a bit early for Ibiza Town though and any good places weren't serving yet. In the end, we agreed we'd wait for Ke Kafe to open, the restaurant that I'd been to towards the end of the 2012 holiday.
We waited with a quick beer across the road. (I also managed to knock over a cheap looking, ornamental plant box, spilling stones all over the floor outside.) We had a great meal at Ke Kafe. The food wasn't quite as good as it was in 2012 and the portion was quite small, but it was still the nicest meal I had all holiday. The place was popular too, the tables filling up around us quite quickly.
Afterwards, we walked down towards Cafe Mar Y Sol (another familiar place) for a drink. However, after trying about 4 cash points I appeared unable to get anymore cash out. I wasn't sure why and it was really worrying me. In truth, the thing that really irked me was the fact that I couldn't immediately ring someone I find out what the problem was. It was the not knowing. I didn't want to wait. I couldn't put it out of my mind and I just wanted to sleep until I could do something about it.
Eventually, WH and GW joined us following Ants. This cheered me up a bit. The two of them clearly had a good time at Ushuaia. They said it was wall-to-wall rammed. Despite a few more drinks and a few more smiles, I was still too agitated to do anything more with my evening. We parted ways and off we went to bed.
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