TomKat Baby Theory

Barbie

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Allegedly :lol:

It all started when Katie was engaged to Chris Klein. Apparently, he is the father (just wait, listen to the evidence). So, Chris Klein broke off the engagement and has been pretty cold ever since. Katie was either already pregnant or became pregnant during their break-up and get back together phase (it's unclear). Katie was basically heart broken and pregnant with a baby whose father wanted nothing to do with them.

In comes Tom Cruise. It was the perfect situation: Tom is gay and needs to be married to cover his image and Katie was in need (and Tom paid Katie to enter into this contract). Katie and Tom began their whirlwind romance right after Katie's engagement was called off. They had to make it intense right off the bat because she didn't have a big window to "get pregnant". Hence the couch jumping and other ridiculous acts that were done to make the public believe that they were so in love that they just wanted to have a baby right away.

Fast forward. Remember how quickly Katie got big and how big she was for so long??? She actually delivered the baby well before they announced the delivery, AND that's why they've kept the baby in hiding for 4 months. It's easy to tell that a 2 month old could not possibly be 3 weeks old, but there's not a huge difference between a 4 month old and a 5 month old.
 
Allegedly :lol:

It all started when Katie was engaged to Chris Klein. Apparently, he is the father (just wait, listen to the evidence). So, Chris Klein broke off the engagement and has been pretty cold ever since. Katie was either already pregnant or became pregnant during their break-up and get back together phase (it's unclear). Katie was basically heart broken and pregnant with a baby whose father wanted nothing to do with them.

In comes Tom Cruise. It was the perfect situation: Tom is gay and needs to be married to cover his image and Katie was in need (and Tom paid Katie to enter into this contract). Katie and Tom began their whirlwind romance right after Katie's engagement was called off. They had to make it intense right off the bat because she didn't have a big window to "get pregnant". Hence the couch jumping and other ridiculous acts that were done to make the public believe that they were so in love that they just wanted to have a baby right away.

Fast forward. Remember how quickly Katie got big and how big she was for so long??? She actually delivered the baby well before they announced the delivery, AND that's why they've kept the baby in hiding for 4 months. It's easy to tell that a 2 month old could not possibly be 3 weeks old, but there's not a huge difference between a 4 month old and a 5 month old.

Yeah that’s the rumor that’s going around.

And they put a wig on the baby to make it look like tom. :)
 
Hmmm is that why when the one and only picture of Suri came out, she was wrapped up in Tom's bomber jacket.... so as to disguise her body i.e how big she actually was?

Hmmmmmzmzmzmzmz its all coming together now!
 
Wouldn't surprise me... I've said it before - a friend of mine from Beverly Hills back in university said he saw Tom on the gay party circuit. Could be bs, of course, but he was more or less believable....
 
There's c as in clg and then there's c as in c____ - where's your confusion :roll: :lol:

yeah but you said you couldn't be a clg cos you didn't have a c____. surely you can be c (as in the c from clg) without having a c___, can't you??8O :?

:lol:
 
yeah but you said you couldn't be a clg cos you didn't have a c____. surely you can be c (as in the c from clg) without having a c___, can't you??8O :?

:lol:

:lol: I don't know, that's one for me to ponder on :? :lol: Can you be c (clg c) without a c____ :?

Answers on a postcard please :lol: ;)
 
Did you write that? It's brilliant! 8O:lol:

You could be a journalist for one of those middle glass papers like Heat! 8O
 
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