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A man is walking down the street when he notices a man with an orange for a head walking along the other side. Puzzled, he crosses the street to enquire.
"Excuse me mate", he asks, "but do you mind me asking why you have an orange for a head?"
"Sure", says Mr. OrangeHead. "I rubbed a lamp i found in the attic and a genie popped out granting me three wishes. So i thought for a minute and i quite liked the idea of being a millionaire, as its always been a struggle for me to make ends meet. So i asked the genie if this was possible".
"So what happened", asked the man.
"Well, sure enough, that Saturday night all of my numbers came up on the lottery and now I own millions", says Mr. Orangehead.
"Great!", said the man. "Im really pleased for you. What did you wish for next".
"Well", said the man with an orange for a head, "since me and my wife split, I haven't had much action, so I wished for the ten most beautiful supermodels in the world to come to my house and satisfy all my sexual fantasies".
"And did that come true?", the man asked.
"Yes", said the man with an orange for a head, "ten of them knocked on my door ten minutes after the wish and we were at it all night".
"Thats brilliant", exclaimed the man, "I'm really pleased for you, but what on earth was your third wish?"
"Oh", said Mr. Orangehead, "I wished that I had an orange for a head".
"Excuse me mate", he asks, "but do you mind me asking why you have an orange for a head?"
"Sure", says Mr. OrangeHead. "I rubbed a lamp i found in the attic and a genie popped out granting me three wishes. So i thought for a minute and i quite liked the idea of being a millionaire, as its always been a struggle for me to make ends meet. So i asked the genie if this was possible".
"So what happened", asked the man.
"Well, sure enough, that Saturday night all of my numbers came up on the lottery and now I own millions", says Mr. Orangehead.
"Great!", said the man. "Im really pleased for you. What did you wish for next".
"Well", said the man with an orange for a head, "since me and my wife split, I haven't had much action, so I wished for the ten most beautiful supermodels in the world to come to my house and satisfy all my sexual fantasies".
"And did that come true?", the man asked.
"Yes", said the man with an orange for a head, "ten of them knocked on my door ten minutes after the wish and we were at it all night".
"Thats brilliant", exclaimed the man, "I'm really pleased for you, but what on earth was your third wish?"
"Oh", said Mr. Orangehead, "I wished that I had an orange for a head".
