Tim Sheridan on the Tories

Robder

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Ooh I do love a TS rant - he's such an intelligent bloke, always on the button with his views.

I never really got over my anger towards the 94 CJA as the reactionary politics killed something I was so passionate about at that time. :(

The DIY ethos of the early 90s was all about making social progress, uniting people from different economic backgrounds under the same banner.

This is one of many reasons why I can't bear the Torys and one I think (hope) will resonate most with people on this board.

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“I could talk about my experiences with the previous Conservative juntas all day but I am reluctant. I was in Blackburn when they came at us with riot police, dogs and ****ing helicopters so I have good reason to but I don’t want to appear a frothing militant.

It was a different time then and really hard to get across to people who weren’t there. By that I mean the atmosphere was very much one that what we were doing felt important. See what I mean ha ha ha. it sounds trite just saying that. But at the time what we did was both made highly illegal and felt very much so.

We thought we were changing the world. But the world just wasn’t having it. An entire legal system and government came down on top of us. You can’t imagine how insane it felt to have formally reliable British Law just thrown out of the window and made a mockery of. It was almost beyond belief. So these days to see a Government go to war because they pretty much felt like it; well sadly it was absolutely no surprise to me at all.”

As well as being renowned for his role as the main-man behind London/ Ibiza record label, party organisation Very Very Wrong Indeed, Tim Sheridan is infamous for being one of dance culture’s most outspoken, opinionated and colourful characters.

Something of a Zelig like character, the original acid house raver turned superstar DJ, promoter, producer and party chief has been a central player in the development of British club culture for over 20 years and remains firmly on its edge, both musically and socially.

Uncompromising by default, he recently delivered a typically massive email interview to the news portal of one of London’s main clubs, large chunks of which were deemed inappropriate by the club, So he sent them to us and his- highly interesting- comments are below.

Q – how (did) the Tories attitude to rave culture manifested itself – what experiences promoters and DJs like yourselves had with the authorities?

Tim Sheridan: “I think we can see with the recent hysteria surrounding mephedrone (“M-cat”) that it’s really as much about the Middle England Media as any political party that influences the eventual impact upon us and drives the long arm of the law. I was almost laughing at how similar the reaction to ‘M-cat’ was to ‘The KILLER DRUG ecstasy’ in the tabloids. By tabloids that in the late 80’s were talking about ‘Evil Drug Parties’ on one page and literally selling smiley t shirts on the next.

The only difference between Tory (Conservative) and ‘new’ Labour reactions to the press hysteria is that the Tories are just a bit quicker to be led by them and much more cosy in bed with middle England and their media. The fact that this government’s own self appointed ‘Drug Tsar’ resigns immediately over the hysteria of ‘M-cat’ . . . and that this incredible gesture gets no headlines in comparison to the lying and mania . . . well this says more about the UK and its attitudes to our scene than anything I can think of in recent memory.

You have to understand that in the 80’s and early 90’s the Conservative’s attitude to us wasn’t actually about drugs and “music with a repetitive beat” it was about control. The laughable and I might add totally un-repealed ‘Criminal Justice” act was as much about attacking minority groups like travellers, and let’s be honest by that, they mean ‘evil’ Gypsies…. in their insane racist logic. This isn’t opinion it’s just recent history. That is what they used it for.

At that time the Tory policy machine was attacking certain groups and basically inciting civil unrest. Miners. Race riots. Poll Tax. Nothing at all to do with us. And like the good poodle it is, the UK was also mimicking America in installing a culture of fear that we take for granted now but was almost laughable then.

So the emergence of an energetic youth movement was a ****ing gift to the Conservatives. I mean they would have had to make it up if we hadn’t done it for them. The Tories couldn’t put through laws basically removing the basic civil and human right to congregate and protest because of the reactions of groups like the Mine Workers and the Labour opposition. But get the tabloids to scream about a nations youth . . . YOUR CHILDREN… on evil drugs and out all night at “ACID RAVES”… well it didn’t take them very long at all to get a law through on the back of that angle.

And the really mental idea was that back then the angle of the Tories was that this was about ‘protecting’ the nation against itself rather than about the Tories passing laws to physically and legally attack anyone who disagreed with them. Watching ‘Travellers’ and by that I include women and children being physically attacked and herded like cattle in ‘The Battle of The Beanfield’ off the back of those of us who really just wanted to be free to party… it took on a sombre seriousness that never went away for me. So while, yeah, I saw a lot of bad stuff, it seems cheap to say it was anything like as bad as how they used this ‘law’ to quash other groups after they had passed it.

It was never really about us, although at the time we felt more targeted but with the benefit of hindsight it was entirely about state control. So when you see innocent passers-by being bludgeoned to death as they were at the recent protests in the City over the bankers, well it goes way beyond making my blood boil, I just feel incredibly sad. Because in our stupidity, or if you want to be nice ‘innocence’ my generation gave a nation’s government the excuse they needed to do whatever the hell they liked when we physically get together. Because in the past nothing scared a Government more than having to face angry people on the streets. Sadly now it is completely other way around.

I do feel very sad and almost guilty, and then I remember that actually all we wanted to do was dance. it was the Conservatives who did all that wrongness. Not us. It worries me that some people don’t know the very same horrible dusty old reptiles who did all that are alive and well and using Cameron as a front. In the same way that the architects of doom behind America’s terrible mistakes were all the same cronies. The same advisors were with Reagan, Bush Senior and Dubya. EXACTLY the same people. The guy with the nice tie, slick talk and heavy make-up on telly is just the front man. It’s the evil ****s running the show you have to be aware of. The same people that stamped on our faces in the past are at it again right now. Not ’similar’ people. The same ones. Don’t be fooled.”

Q- what progression we’ve made under Labour, and how far we still need to go (how much easier have you both found it to organise parties, and what progress still needs to be made)

Tim Sheridan: “I may disappoint and say part of the appeal of illegal parties is their very illegality. It was nice to see some progressive councils granting licenses a few years ago but as usual they don’t mind doing it while an area like Shoreditch which needs a boost… but when it all gets too popular they are the first to set us up as a target for the ridiculous quotas set for the police. Labour took the American economic solution to everything and made everything about imaginary ‘targets’ and quotas. Fill the numbers, tick the box and your job is safe. How you go about it is not their concern. So one minute you can be presented at a license application with nothing but smiles and yes men and the next week arrested, charged and everything confiscated. Set up basically. A bone to be thrown to the stats machine.

Sometimes the police (in the UK and Ibiza) will give you the go ahead for a party just to make arrests. It’s not become any easier. The criminal justice act, which Labour promised to repeal in their pre-election promises in 1996, was never repealed it is still firmly and handily in place. It’s one of the major things that led me to leave Labour for the Liberal Democrats a few years ago. If anything it is harder than ever to work in our scene because there is a system now. In the old days there were very few clubs and a lot of hype about raving. Now it is very easy for councils to say not only “why would you want to do a rave when there are heavily scrutinised clubs?” (by some council’s twisted implication ; anyone who wants to put on a rave is a ’dealer’) but also the police and councils are not only so much more experienced lately they have more know-how and specialist resources than the promoters. In the past it was the other way around.

There is naturally more greed around nowadays also. There popped up something of a suddenly pricey monopoly on warehouses and car parks in East London a few years ago. Something you used to be able to get together with a nod, wink and a bung suddenly became very expensive and very dangerous. If you criminalise anything you basically are handing it to proper criminals along with a license to print money. It’s beyond ironic.

There are often good points to be made about security and safety I must concede. It is essential to weed out the people who do put on parties only to make money and squeeze the punters. I always say that unless the police bust you and you lose a fortune you aren’t doing it right ha ha ha. I mean one of the reasons we are doing the thing at Matter is because it has become so hard to pull off a party outside a club environment. A couple of seasons doing free parties in Ibiza can bankrupt you, believe me.

I do think that one of the sad by-products of drugs is that people never stop and think “hey this party must be costing someone a pretty penny” or “wow, someone is taking a massive risk putting this on”. People sort of take it for granted. When actually all that stuff is both really risky and costs a lot. Or they may say… “yeah you are giving out loads of free guest-list at this major venue as a promo gimmick”… when in fact it is a gift that costs everyone except the punters. One of the hangovers of Acid House is a desire to do it ‘proper’ and basically free of charge as often as you can. But it has become almost commonplace again so I don’t think people think about it that much. It’s like the rave pixies make it all happen by magic.

Sorry it sounds like I am fishing for praise but it can be so frustrating sometimes. Sometimes I find myself either organising or attending an ‘illegal’ event and thinking “****ing hell this is cushy!” There is nothing risky or illegal about it at all it only looks like that because it isn’t in a club. In many ways it is much easier to put something together lately and there is some small progress there but in terms of ‘authenticity’ it bears no resemblance whatsoever to what I understand a rave to be. But that is on a more critical day. There is also a school of thought that any party is better than none

I think there will never be the atmosphere of liberty again where you could almost do what you liked without fear. Those times have gone in both the UK and Ibiza and I say that as someone who has been arrested and charged in both for putting on parties. There is a culture of both surveillance and fear that is not going away in a hurry. It is far too profitable for the sinister companies behind both.”
 
Not having a go at him here,I like TS,but given his change of support from Labour to Lib Dem I wonder how he feels about the Lib Dems (maybe) getting into bed with the Tories :x

or Labour......
 
The way everyone on here is carrying on you would think that Labour were the the party of the clubber..... They had 13 yrs in charge and didn't change a god-damn thing and in fact made it worse.

STFU....

:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
 
I feel like going to a squat party! Probably in Battersea in the empty school , whoops did i let that slip?
 
Tim Sheridan on Ibiza (written for Faith in 2008 )

Woo. Where to begin? It's a beautiful place and my heart will always be there. The trick to Ibiza is letting go. Letting go of your nationality, whatever it is. Letting go of your comfort zones. Letting go of your cultural influences and letting yourself go
generally vis-a-vis getting a bit stout and growing a beard. The real secret and let's face it, it's f**ing obvious, is having a go at the Spanish lingo, gringo. It really makes a difference. There are basically two cultures and more importantly two economies running simultaneously here. One is for touristas (basically everyone else) and the other for �Islanders� which means people who are there all year round. The titchy Catalan Ibicencos are a different level (forgive the pun). They are the REAL islanders. They own everything. My feral cat is more legit than me. But if you are seen around in the winter you suddenly find things get cheaper. Everywhere. Rent. Drinks. Restaurants... pretty much everything. And a lot of it stays that way in the summer if you do 2 winters in a row. Basically everything North of Santa Getrudis is �proper� although you�d be amazed what you find in the weirdest places. Some of the most
outstanding bits are ten minutes from San An. I�ll hedge the secrets for a bit. They are secret for a reason. The proper hippy commune north west of St. Eularia is a genuine secret. There is a whole generation who�ve never integrated, been to school or used money in the traditional sense. There is a hermit who lives right opposite Es
Vedra who has one of the few water sources on the island and you have to climb down a secret path at his invitation. I picked him up as a hitch hiker and my reward for taking him basically about ten miles out of my way was to see his cave and �****ting tree� (which isn�t as bad as it sounds). I dunno... I think they key is to have a go in
Spanish even if you aren�t very good. I learned by far the most Spanish from an older lady (who delivered my hire cars) because she didn�t speak a word of english (rare) and I was trapped in the car with her for at least half an hour when I took her back to her office... The locals are extremely tolerant and educated (and quite
conservative too) and will help you speak correctly. Unlike the French who would rather have their undercarriage whipped with a broken (Californian) wine bottle than have you speak French badly when they can speak English. It�s almost impossible to find an affordable rent without the �Diario�. The local paper. It�s out there
if you try. You thought iPods were for music. DURRRR! wrong! best way to pick up a language is Michel Thomas language courses downloaded onto your podular fad-**** capsule of choice. You can even learn while you are trapped in a wizzy-****. Too much speed, cock in one hand, making tea and toast with the other. Learning as you go. Now THAT�S multitasking, you dismal corporate whores.

(continues)
 
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Q ; Ibiza Pleasure ?

I just love a good ramble (insert gag about length of piece HERE .
Insert further pun about preceeding sentence here). Seista continues
in the winter and everybody is still going to bed at lunch like a
****ing Day Nursery and I�m learning about Cartheginians in tunnels
in the old town and discovering chutes where they used to pour
boiling oil down. Or being told �you�ll never WALK to Atlantis, it�s
too hard and you�ll get lost, everyone gets the boat�. dur, yeah
that�s a good reason not to get the boat and every bad reason to walk
is good for me. Except golf. I remember when somebody was trying to
talk me out of Winters in Ibiza. �It�s still sunny... but it�s not
even hot!� . Ok, check. Good. �There�s no clubs open�. ****ing
brilliant. �All the shops close except the supermarkets�. Fine, I�m
not a girl. �It�s really REALLY boring and quiet�. So when do you
start with the disadvantages...?

Q-Vice ?

Every day. All my adult life. I�m not proud of it. One man�s vice is
another�s virtue or summat.

Q -Eating and drinking?

Sometimes, when the gear runs out. Best way to make yourself skint in
the summer. Best if not only thing to do in the winter.

(continues)
 
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Q-Sex clubs ?

Dunno I�m a bit square in that department. At Manumission I was
brought in to change their back rooms into something more musically
credible so I�d throw a fit if the strippers got on stage or any
sordid shenanigans upstaged the music. I�ve done a lot of after-hours
and free parties in some proper hammer house of horror places.
Minging elderly south american matron�s-for-hire looking bewildered
by odd records and waist deep in wobbling mongs. Not my scene really
but I delve... as part of my work you understand.

Q ; Being a veritable grotto of Balearic mischief making, can he add
anything to the Lisa I Anson of Radio 1 fame story about acid being
dropped in eyes whilst fcked up arse ny trannie with strap on ?

More sheer balloonery. She had a bit too much and was late for work.
who hasn�t? because she was a relatively successful black woman she
was hounded out of her career for basically being a black woman in
the public eye, I thought. Shame really. She�s alright. The
apocryphal dildo is always popping up, it was Jon Carter who glued it
to Dahlarge�s head on Bora Bora and he�d been asking for it frankly.

(continues)
 
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Tim Sheridan on HOME (Leicester Square)

The Towering Inferno eh? How do you think it feels when you�re in negotiations with Fabric to play there and you end up choosing Home? I was all for Home in some respects. It was severely underrated in many genuine ways. Working class kids are aspirational. They work all week in ****ty jobs and like to go somewhere a bit posh and live it large. Fabric was easy as it was perfectly timed and conceived. All it had to be was the opposite of Home. I say �all� I can�t play down how smart Keith Reilly is. We had some truly great nights at Home. Danny Tenaglia and Steve Lawler and myself supporting. I have a pathological loyal streak and I moved to Wardour St to be near it. I worked there more than any DJ (or any Staff probably) and spunked all
the wage in it�s poncey overpriced bar when I wasn�t working. My downfall was ever meeting and working with Darren Hughes. Truly a Dark Prince. He won�t mind me having a good go at him here. He positively encourages being considered a ****. I mean anyone who enjoys having the reputation of Darth Vader crossed with Donald
Rumsfeld is a real treasure. By the end of Home�s diabolical demise he�d long jumped ship, so had Oakey and Lawler... I was literally the last one there. When those masonic satanists at Westminster council finally managed to break it down there were 20 security who lost their ticket to work (anywhere), 200 staff who lost their jobs and
pretty much everyone associated with it had a tarnished reputation. The multi - millionaire who backed it wasn�t one anymore, he took the biggest bath. Had to move to Oz to escape the debts. People don�t actually know the real story.
Here goes :
Essentially, when Home opened it was promised a 6am license by Westminster council. If you travel to the West End and spunk a king size chunk of your wage on a top night out you�re going to want that night to last... and ideally get the tube home rather than the futility of trying to get a cab in Leicester Square at 3am. Back to Birmingham.
Westminster council let Home open without the 6am license and a cheery snake lidded reptile from the council let them know that of course they could have the 6am license they just wanted to see how things went and if they kept a tight ship there�d be no problem. �7.5 MILLION quid invested in that place. Ok it�s 1997 and it�s Seven.
Point. Five. MILLION. Every week like clockwork Home would go cap in hand to the council and ask when they could have their 6am license pretty please. It was
always next week... For 2 years. They never gave it. In the end they decided Leicester Square, magnetic epicentre for freaks, junkies, bible-muggers, beggars, pimps, dealers, pornographers, dropouts, runaways and losers... Leicester Square was to be a more family oriented area. I�ll say that again. A more FAMILY oriented area. They
think people are going to flumph open a gingham tablecloth and HAVE A ****ING PICNIC with their kids. Basically a huge nightclub was no longer in their plans. This is Westminster Council. They deal with Embassies and world leaders. They are gigantic merciless Conservative carnivores. SUDDENLY Home had a �DRUG PROBLEM�.
Pilgrim, you may have been there. The one thing I have to agree with is there certainly was a drug problem... that being ; YOU COULD NEVER GET ANY. Police (who are in the employ of... you guessed it) swooped, or swept...certainly pooped... the party ; and everyone was out of a job overnight. Not Slippery Hughes of course. He was long gone with his shares in his pocket to cast his murky shadow elsewhere... It was a stitch-up of epic proportions. Not helped by terrible handling of it�s image (Hughes), snooting sniping from perma-adolescent fashion victims who�d never been or if they had were walking in with sarcastic jaded weapons that no metal detector could reveal, determined NOT to have a good time. Yeah Home was flawed but it was
loved by ordinary working class kids who came in their thousands every single week (right up to the end) and loved music. No they weren�t cool or particularly fashionable but they were people and it made them happy. I don�t regret it I just wish I�d been informed of how badly it was going internally. It certainly wasn�t a boring time.
 
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