Tickers...

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stuie

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Sorry to be a killjoy but am I the only one finding them a bit dull? :lol:

As they only count in months you may as well just have the text in your signature!

(Waits for abuse from the ticker massive!)
 
i made a ticker but refrained from putting it in my sig, there just soooo last week. and it reminds me how long i have to wait before i go away :(
 
Nothing to do with Tickers but please can someone make me laugh uncontrollably before I die of boredom sitting at my desk, my colleagues won't even realise I'm dead as they are so engrossed in their screens and I will be forgotten about for months until someone actually notices the stench coming from where I sit and the magotts coming out of my eyes/mouth/ears 8O :lol:
 
Here ye go man... old but good....

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Arthur Scargill??

Arthur hasn't seen a miners helmet in 15 years.....
 
ahahaha, me too, im so bored i just signed up for ibiza-voice! is that some kind of personals site or something??? im not slagging it, before someone attacks me here, but all i seem to see are people saying things like...

was it you?
we were dancing, i saw you look at me, you had a red defected in the house top on, i was wearing a red leather gimp mask with a rubber snooker ball in my mouth, there was chemistry, i was on drugs, off my face, but there was a connection you know, now every night, i lie in my bed, and think about you, as i wistfully stroke myself to sleep, how i wish i could see you again... was it you? get in touch!!!

8O
 
KarlosHx said:
Nothing to do with Tickers but please can someone make me laugh uncontrollably before I die of boredom sitting at my desk, my colleagues won't even realise I'm dead as they are so engrossed in their screens and I will be forgotten about for months until someone actually notices the stench coming from where I sit and the magotts coming out of my eyes/mouth/ears 8O :lol:
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follow someone into the loos and when they leave come out 5 secs later and scream "WHO FORGOT TO FLUSH".

i dunno might work... might not.

failing that, drop yr kegs and run round the office shouting, "HELP ME ITS ON FIRE..."
 
i love that text game, what an amazing free toy to be given by BT!!! surely they knew it was gonna be abused :lol:
 
why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?































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so you can look into its eyes as you jack off 8O
 
A man goes to the doctor after being raped by an elephant.

The doctor says "That's strange, your arsehole is ten inches wide but an elephant's penis is only three inches wide!".

The man says "Yes, but the bastard fingered me first!".

chortle chortle :D
 
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