Things you wish you'd said

[jjinit]

Was in the local watching the Blackburn v Rags game on sat afternoon.

as rooney was being subbed in exchange for park Ji Sung, my father in laws mate pipes up

"ere look theyre replacing a bloke who shags dogs with a bloke who eats them"

 

[Morbyd]

Hey! Don't knock dog until you've tried it.

(referring to Park, not Rooney, of course...)

 

[agentundercover]

the park song

Park park wherever he may be

He eats dogs in his home country

but it could be worse

he might be scouse

eating rats in his council house

(now even as a semi scouser i can appreciate the wit)