Things that make you go "ooow owww ouwww!!"

jjinit

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kneeling down in shorts onto a sharp stone that digs in betwixt knee cap & top of shin bone

Trapping foreskin in zip whilst commando

a deft flick to the testicular area

walking barefoot on pebbles/gravel

the cat digging his claws into your sleeping feet for no apparent reason
 
standing on little toy cars or 'free-with-cornflakes' toys

gettin my nipple pinched

sol pulling my hair

sol heabutting me
 
Clamping your ear lobe instead of your hair when you're straightening it

I also have an inherent and totally unreasonable fear of a coathanger getting stuck and hanging off my lower eyelid, and falling off my bike in a spinning class and smashing my front teeth - even thinking about these gives me the fear
 
How about slipping off one of the pedals on your bike and having it spin round to crack you in the shin!!! Even worse as a kid with spikey metal BMX pedals
 
Jon W said:
How about slipping off one of the pedals on your bike and having it spin round to crack you in the shin!!! Even worse as a kid with spikey metal BMX pedals

Oooooooooooooooouch!!
 
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