Right ware do i start???...Got to Ibiza(me and my Girlfriend) on Friday the 23rd july around 11pm got to are Apartments(Ibizamar) and ware pleasantly surprised at how clean and tidy they ware the room wos freezing (at least we knew the air con works),the view wos great if we lookt left we could see the sea but if you look right all you can see is a bit of waste land,after haven a bottle of beer on the balcony we decided to go for a walk round only to find you cant open the balcony doors from the outside,so i had to jump over to next doors balcony so i could go down and see if they had a spare key lucky enough they did.
We set of on are little walk to get to San An town we found it to be a lovely little walk along the side of the sea,seen a few dodgy looking lucky lucky man on the prom on this very dark corner,We got to the west end and seen a alot of idiots but never the less they brought us great entertainment,went in one bar got promised a free cocktail with are first drink ended up paying for the cocktail and are drink lol,anyway this bar wos playing some up tunes Brandon block wos there ,we headed back towards are hotel but stopt at Itacka ware Fergie wos just finishing his set aghhhhh this is more like it we thought as we got drunk and had a dance.
Next day we got up got a cab and headed straight to Mambo for some food,we ware delighted with mambo nice chilled out tunes in back ground treated like king and queens great food and there mambo sangria is delightfull,few sangrias later and some sun bathing we head for are apartment to get ready for the night a head,after we got dressed and had a burger king we headed back to mambo for the sunset,as we arrived at mambo we seen it wos a little busyer then earlier on in the day it wos the warm up party for DefMix which wos pretty cool,a few beers later we lookt round and seen it wos chocker we ware sat right on the rocks by the sea as the sunset set i just remember saying to my girlfriend this is just perfect,few beers later and the rest that night is just a blear lol.
Sunday we did the same really during the day,in the night we watched the sunset at Mambo again but this time it wos a little better as the sky wernt as cloudy so we got to see the full sun set,after this we headed to We Love Sundays @ Space ,we jumpt a cab out side mambo straight to space which cost 24 Euro which we thought wos pretty reasonable when we got there I think it wos Grove Armarder playing in the main room which wos pretty call then Jeff Mills came on i think and twated it out quality can remember a few tunes but cant be bothered to name them i remember hearing Age of love Age of love tho didn't think it would be Jeff Mills style but never the less still pure quality.cant remember who wos after mills but he wos quality.
Monday wos spent recovering mostly lol ,then at night we went back to Mambo ware Rodger Sanchez wos playing some chilled out tunes before sunset(best sun set we had) some really beautiful music wos getting played then after sunset started getting houseyer had the whole beach bouncing,later on in the night we headed to bar M ware the pre party for manumission wos on ,lots of random stuff weos happening in there,we just stayed in there all night really and got drink witch wos pretty cool.
Tuesday day wos spent fishing never caught a thing grrrr,my girlfriend caught a tidler tho lol didn't feel to good all day tho had terrible heart burn/sickness feeling,that night we whent to mambo again lol Tim Delux wos laying the tunes down this time not a touch on Sanchez levelly sunset yet again though ,After Mambo we set sail for Bar M warm up party for Armarder preety crap warm up party to tell you the truth,so we headed to-wards Amnesia for Armarder we got there we ware one of the first in are first impression ware WOW is this club reall cause it's absolutely lush,got a drink of one of the must snottyest most cheeky bar maids ever even took her own tip :O ,so the rest of are drinks ware bought at the bar by the toilets in the corner ware the bar made wos loverly and give us a free drink/shot with every round so we went there for every drink and tipped her well,any way the club wos starting to fill up and everyone wos happy loving the tunes.Ther wos one group of DICKS spoiling it for everyone(don't some people have a dress sense trackys with a shirt open and rock port please),some really friendly people as well.MIKE wos on the dekcs warming up for Markus Schulz i rember him dropping Thrillseakers-Synthesizer and Age of love,Markus Schulz came on (i think) and twatted it out no break down in sight started feeling really sick and my back wos killing me at this point so we made a quick departure as AVB dropt his first tune ,very gutted wernt the word as it just started going of.We had a little luck at the terrace before we went out some really cool Balearic House wos the order of the dish in there full of trannys as well.
Wednesday wos spent walking round mostly,in the evening before we went to Mambowe caught a Chinese meal witch wos very nice recommend the restaurant to anyone who goes to ibiza,its just befor the West End facing over the sea on top of a load of cafe's got a loverly little terace so you can eat while looking over the sea,when we arrived at Mambo it wos only early around about 6pm so we just sat and chilled with a few Mambo Sagaries,Dj Rap wos the first big named dj to come on laying down some really cool housey groves droping one or two Nirvana re mixes as well,then Erick Morillo took to the decks started his set with Severn Nations-white stripes or wot ever it's called, played a preety average set Sanchezs wos far better on the Monday played Nirvana right towards the end.After Mambo we got the Party Bus to Pacha for Subliminal sessions never seen nothing like them party busses quite a sight to see(how many people can fit on one bus ),got to pacha and the q's to get in ware terrible and once in there no one could get in to the main room it wos that busy so we had a look round found the toilets and had a look at the terrace witch wos quite nice wern't to fussy with the hip hop room tho,the Spanish room wos quite amusing after that we just stayed in the little chill out room ware it wos still going of Dj Rap wos on first playing some serious tuneage then Harry Choo Choo wos on who wos quality banged it right out then Morillo came on and wos below average to tell you the truth.By this time the club wos heavineing and they ware still letting more in even though it said on the tickets last entrance 2:30 at this time it wos like 5:00am so we called it a night and headed for home,won't be going back to pacha in a hurry.
Thursday during the day wos spent shopping and havening a look round the hippy shops which wos quite enjoyable then we went go karting wich i would highly recommend its about 3 euro in a taxi from San Antonio,That Evening we went straight to Mambo ware it wos the Yoshitoshi pre party witch wos pretty wicked,then we headed for yet another Chinese after sun set,after something to eat we had to head over to are apartment as i had hoi sauce all over my t-shirt,we decided to go to Cream @ Amnesia on are way to cream we decided to go to a little bar called Underground and ware not disapointed wot a bar,dj's dropping some serious tuneage(house),hid well away from any ware and a dead good felling/atmosphere about it.No ass holes wot so ever and wot seemed like a very clued up crowd.When we got to Amnesia we whent into the House room ware Tall Paul wos doing a house set and dropt Lolas Theme pretty cool,going well off,got are selfs a couple of drinks and free shots and headed for the main room,cant remember who wos warming up for tiesto but they ware quality,then tiesto took over the decks and played some utter filth,not a big fan of Tiesto but he had Amnesia rocking with some excellent trance played one or two classics as well,Then Tall Paul took over pl,ayed a pretty average set and his ending wos pretty awful played a full on trance set even dropped Push-Universal Nation to wards the end then as his last tune played a pure house tune everyone wos like wtf,then he never even played a one more (c***).
Friday wos are last day we got a late check out room so we wernt in any rush to get out,got up about mid day felt like shit and had a terrible hang over,we headed for Judge Jules restaurant but it wos closed grrrr,so got a breakfast from some English bar by there,and the waiter wos the snotyest f*** ive ever met,started moaning cause we had are own water(still drinking there beer) and slammed are breakfast down we just got up and walked out and headed for Mambo.Ware we knew we get good service and looked after properly.
Best holiday that iv'e had to date hopefully will be back for the closing parties.
We set of on are little walk to get to San An town we found it to be a lovely little walk along the side of the sea,seen a few dodgy looking lucky lucky man on the prom on this very dark corner,We got to the west end and seen a alot of idiots but never the less they brought us great entertainment,went in one bar got promised a free cocktail with are first drink ended up paying for the cocktail and are drink lol,anyway this bar wos playing some up tunes Brandon block wos there ,we headed back towards are hotel but stopt at Itacka ware Fergie wos just finishing his set aghhhhh this is more like it we thought as we got drunk and had a dance.
Next day we got up got a cab and headed straight to Mambo for some food,we ware delighted with mambo nice chilled out tunes in back ground treated like king and queens great food and there mambo sangria is delightfull,few sangrias later and some sun bathing we head for are apartment to get ready for the night a head,after we got dressed and had a burger king we headed back to mambo for the sunset,as we arrived at mambo we seen it wos a little busyer then earlier on in the day it wos the warm up party for DefMix which wos pretty cool,a few beers later we lookt round and seen it wos chocker we ware sat right on the rocks by the sea as the sunset set i just remember saying to my girlfriend this is just perfect,few beers later and the rest that night is just a blear lol.
Sunday we did the same really during the day,in the night we watched the sunset at Mambo again but this time it wos a little better as the sky wernt as cloudy so we got to see the full sun set,after this we headed to We Love Sundays @ Space ,we jumpt a cab out side mambo straight to space which cost 24 Euro which we thought wos pretty reasonable when we got there I think it wos Grove Armarder playing in the main room which wos pretty call then Jeff Mills came on i think and twated it out quality can remember a few tunes but cant be bothered to name them i remember hearing Age of love Age of love tho didn't think it would be Jeff Mills style but never the less still pure quality.cant remember who wos after mills but he wos quality.
Monday wos spent recovering mostly lol ,then at night we went back to Mambo ware Rodger Sanchez wos playing some chilled out tunes before sunset(best sun set we had) some really beautiful music wos getting played then after sunset started getting houseyer had the whole beach bouncing,later on in the night we headed to bar M ware the pre party for manumission wos on ,lots of random stuff weos happening in there,we just stayed in there all night really and got drink witch wos pretty cool.
Tuesday day wos spent fishing never caught a thing grrrr,my girlfriend caught a tidler tho lol didn't feel to good all day tho had terrible heart burn/sickness feeling,that night we whent to mambo again lol Tim Delux wos laying the tunes down this time not a touch on Sanchez levelly sunset yet again though ,After Mambo we set sail for Bar M warm up party for Armarder preety crap warm up party to tell you the truth,so we headed to-wards Amnesia for Armarder we got there we ware one of the first in are first impression ware WOW is this club reall cause it's absolutely lush,got a drink of one of the must snottyest most cheeky bar maids ever even took her own tip :O ,so the rest of are drinks ware bought at the bar by the toilets in the corner ware the bar made wos loverly and give us a free drink/shot with every round so we went there for every drink and tipped her well,any way the club wos starting to fill up and everyone wos happy loving the tunes.Ther wos one group of DICKS spoiling it for everyone(don't some people have a dress sense trackys with a shirt open and rock port please),some really friendly people as well.MIKE wos on the dekcs warming up for Markus Schulz i rember him dropping Thrillseakers-Synthesizer and Age of love,Markus Schulz came on (i think) and twatted it out no break down in sight started feeling really sick and my back wos killing me at this point so we made a quick departure as AVB dropt his first tune ,very gutted wernt the word as it just started going of.We had a little luck at the terrace before we went out some really cool Balearic House wos the order of the dish in there full of trannys as well.
Wednesday wos spent walking round mostly,in the evening before we went to Mambowe caught a Chinese meal witch wos very nice recommend the restaurant to anyone who goes to ibiza,its just befor the West End facing over the sea on top of a load of cafe's got a loverly little terace so you can eat while looking over the sea,when we arrived at Mambo it wos only early around about 6pm so we just sat and chilled with a few Mambo Sagaries,Dj Rap wos the first big named dj to come on laying down some really cool housey groves droping one or two Nirvana re mixes as well,then Erick Morillo took to the decks started his set with Severn Nations-white stripes or wot ever it's called, played a preety average set Sanchezs wos far better on the Monday played Nirvana right towards the end.After Mambo we got the Party Bus to Pacha for Subliminal sessions never seen nothing like them party busses quite a sight to see(how many people can fit on one bus ),got to pacha and the q's to get in ware terrible and once in there no one could get in to the main room it wos that busy so we had a look round found the toilets and had a look at the terrace witch wos quite nice wern't to fussy with the hip hop room tho,the Spanish room wos quite amusing after that we just stayed in the little chill out room ware it wos still going of Dj Rap wos on first playing some serious tuneage then Harry Choo Choo wos on who wos quality banged it right out then Morillo came on and wos below average to tell you the truth.By this time the club wos heavineing and they ware still letting more in even though it said on the tickets last entrance 2:30 at this time it wos like 5:00am so we called it a night and headed for home,won't be going back to pacha in a hurry.
Thursday during the day wos spent shopping and havening a look round the hippy shops which wos quite enjoyable then we went go karting wich i would highly recommend its about 3 euro in a taxi from San Antonio,That Evening we went straight to Mambo ware it wos the Yoshitoshi pre party witch wos pretty wicked,then we headed for yet another Chinese after sun set,after something to eat we had to head over to are apartment as i had hoi sauce all over my t-shirt,we decided to go to Cream @ Amnesia on are way to cream we decided to go to a little bar called Underground and ware not disapointed wot a bar,dj's dropping some serious tuneage(house),hid well away from any ware and a dead good felling/atmosphere about it.No ass holes wot so ever and wot seemed like a very clued up crowd.When we got to Amnesia we whent into the House room ware Tall Paul wos doing a house set and dropt Lolas Theme pretty cool,going well off,got are selfs a couple of drinks and free shots and headed for the main room,cant remember who wos warming up for tiesto but they ware quality,then tiesto took over the decks and played some utter filth,not a big fan of Tiesto but he had Amnesia rocking with some excellent trance played one or two classics as well,Then Tall Paul took over pl,ayed a pretty average set and his ending wos pretty awful played a full on trance set even dropped Push-Universal Nation to wards the end then as his last tune played a pure house tune everyone wos like wtf,then he never even played a one more (c***).
Friday wos are last day we got a late check out room so we wernt in any rush to get out,got up about mid day felt like shit and had a terrible hang over,we headed for Judge Jules restaurant but it wos closed grrrr,so got a breakfast from some English bar by there,and the waiter wos the snotyest f*** ive ever met,started moaning cause we had are own water(still drinking there beer) and slammed are breakfast down we just got up and walked out and headed for Mambo.Ware we knew we get good service and looked after properly.
Best holiday that iv'e had to date hopefully will be back for the closing parties.
