The Sun "Ibiza Diaries"

Lazing round the pool we immediately got talking to two lads from Brighton.

One asked us how he could cover up his lovebite (which was HUGE) and his mate told us about how the previous night he'd been arrested.
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I didn't get any further... I'm laughing too hard
 
actually, i did read on, and just a couple of lines later

Later we went to the Golden Budda Bar which looks fantastic at night and is a good alternative to Café Del Mar or Mambo as the view is the same, but the drinks are cheaper and there is less of a crowd.

After watching a Blues Brothers tribute act and drinking lots of shots we got a cab up the West End and by this time we were legless.
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WOOHOO!
 
great stuff.

"we went to eebeefa, and we like got trashed in an irish bar and got a variety of c*ck up us for 2 weeks".

I love Brits on holiday.
 
"Woke up fully clothed with some chicken kebab still left in my handbag."

Thats breakfast sorted then :lol:
 
BBS said:
"Woke up fully clothed with some chicken kebab still left in my handbag."

Thats breakfast sorted then :lol:
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"woke up fully clothed with my kebab badly packed after last night's adventures...."
 
I read on and found this
"Headed home and managed to get a couple of hours of this sleep business, woke up feeling wrong wrong wrong so the only solution to that is to get back on the rose. Had great pleasure in examining all my bruises from the previous nights building site escapade, I don't know how many people I insisted on showing my bum to complete with a bruise the size of a tennis ball "
young people worratheylike??
 
stephen said:
I read on and found this
"Headed home and managed to get a couple of hours of this sleep business, woke up feeling wrong wrong wrong so the only solution to that is to get back on the rose. Had great pleasure in examining all my bruises from the previous nights building site escapade, I don't know how many people I insisted on showing my bum to complete with a bruise the size of a tennis ball "
young people worratheylike??
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So funny! :lol: :lol:
 
stephen said:
I read on and found this
"Headed home and managed to get a couple of hours of this sleep business, woke up feeling wrong wrong wrong so the only solution to that is to get back on the rose. Had great pleasure in examining all my bruises from the previous nights building site escapade, I don't know how many people I insisted on showing my bum to complete with a bruise the size of a tennis ball "
young people worratheylike??
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sounds like someone i know :lol: :lol: ;) ;)
 
actually that wasn't on the sun site. it was a review i wrote of my escapades in a weekend rundowns thread!
 
MarkSimpson said:
Decided to take in a bit of culture today so we took a boat from San Antonio harbour to Calla Bassa beach
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Oh dear. Can we find out who these people are and remove their passports? Please?
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Better to just jail them for gross violations of common decency :lol:
 
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