The McCartneys

[jjinit]

Wahey...time for some terrible jokes!!

Apparently the problems arise from her drinking, she was always out getting legless!!

 

[Dan x]

I heard he bought her a plane for her Birthday

 

[jjinit]

I heard he bought her a plane for her Birthday

go on ..........................

 

[Beckiboo]

She's a right old dragon anyway, calling herself "Lady Heather Mills-McCartney" pfffft she's some half witted ex glamour model, what a joke!

 

[Sirens]

She could walk away with 200 million!





Pauls lawyer said she won't have a leg to stand on in court

boom tish!

 

[Sirens]

selfish cow - most people would give there left leg to date a beatle

 

[jjinit]

come on now guys, these are peoples misfortunes we are making cheap jokes about here....it's prosthetic!!

 

[Scoobie]

Apparently Paul felt she was too dependent on him- he wanted her to be able to stand on her own two feet.

 

[jjinit]

he said your being out of order...how would you feel if the shoe was on the other foot?

 

[Keifer]

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is
sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged
gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

 

[puppylover]

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is
sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged
gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

The winner........

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

It was a controversial split- he knew why it happened but she was stumped

 

[Ibiza-girlie]

lol* you guys,. anyway this was bound to happen. saw a really nasty documentary about her, they basically ripped her image to pieces in that one! hmmmmmm