stuff on my cat

[silvia]

I got home at midnight and I tryed to put my little handbag on the cat but I was too drunk and instead of having a cat with stuff was a cat bitting me

My cat bit my ear the once while i was sleeping to try and get me out of bed, it hurts doesnt it , i cried

My cat bits my foot or my hand when I'm sleeping, lovely way to wake up, with a cat incrustated in your hand

 

[mikkak]

I got home at midnight and I tryed to put my little handbag on the cat but I was too drunk and instead of having a cat with stuff was a cat bitting me

My cat bit my ear the once while i was sleeping to try and get me out of bed, it hurts doesnt it , i cried

My cat bits my foot or my hand when I'm sleeping, lovely way to wake up, with a cat incrustated in your hand

Ohhhh, my little cat Cristi like to bit everything, even me
but she is so nice i let her, I am a bad mother

 

[NITEFLY]

Can you all guess what im going to be doing when i get home

Putting "stuff" on your pussy

vagiclean

 

[small jinx]

Can you all guess what im going to be doing when i get home

Putting "stuff" on your pussy

vagiclean

"Scrub yr minge"

 

[mambobirdette]

you pair

 

[djchewie]

vagiclean

i thought it was

 

[NITEFLY]

Charlie Baileygates: "Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Charlie Baileygates: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

 

[djchewie]

ah classic film.