Louise_Sweeney0012
Active Member
Hi lovers!
I've decided that when I hit my 20-year anniversary here on August 11th, I'm going to leave the forum and grow old gracefully.
Parting gifts I'm deciding between:
1. Publishing all the PMs I've ever recieved. People, especially the men, are so friendly, I think there could be a real increase in the board's feelgood factor!
2. Revealing the identity of my famous lover. This would be a real treat for you all, but obviously I'd be forgoing a massive payday from the tabloids.
3. Handing over my login to my twin sister Bernadette. Could the forums benefit from a zealously religious nymphomanic? She's dreamed of organising a naked Badminton tournament on Salinas for years, but was thwarted by her wrist injury, now she's shuttling cocks again, perhaps this is the time.
I realise my departure my difficult for you all, so for (your) personal growth, I want to be clear, it's not me, it you. 20 years of me is more than you deserve, but in some ways, I will always be with you.
I've decided that when I hit my 20-year anniversary here on August 11th, I'm going to leave the forum and grow old gracefully.
Parting gifts I'm deciding between:
1. Publishing all the PMs I've ever recieved. People, especially the men, are so friendly, I think there could be a real increase in the board's feelgood factor!
2. Revealing the identity of my famous lover. This would be a real treat for you all, but obviously I'd be forgoing a massive payday from the tabloids.
3. Handing over my login to my twin sister Bernadette. Could the forums benefit from a zealously religious nymphomanic? She's dreamed of organising a naked Badminton tournament on Salinas for years, but was thwarted by her wrist injury, now she's shuttling cocks again, perhaps this is the time.
I realise my departure my difficult for you all, so for (your) personal growth, I want to be clear, it's not me, it you. 20 years of me is more than you deserve, but in some ways, I will always be with you.
