I'm bored (and my current joke repetoire is a bit thin at the mo) so propose a Spotlight joke thread. I'll go first........
A bloke 'phones his boss : " I shan't be in today, I'm sick "
Boss : "How sick are you ? "
Man : " I'm in bed having sex with my mother "
Boom boom tsk - thanks very much I'm here all week.
Who's next.....................
A bloke 'phones his boss : " I shan't be in today, I'm sick "
Boss : "How sick are you ? "
Man : " I'm in bed having sex with my mother "
Boom boom tsk - thanks very much I'm here all week.
Who's next.....................