sometimes

[NITEFLY]

My copper mate once told me about a man who swallowed a piece of meet with a fishing hook in it and line attached, then fastened it to his washing machine drum. Then he waited a few hours and switched it on spin. Took him hours to die.

surely he would of just choked when he swallowed the meat

 

[Robder]

Can we talk about fluffy bunny rabbits and cute puppies now? This is getting a bit rank for my liking.

 

[NITEFLY]

i knew a girl at school who killed herself by sticking pencils up her nostrils then slamming her head on the desk!

anyone else got any sick tales!

 

[MARKB]

you might want to try the other post Robder, the one about the joys of spring!

 

[sexylady]

those r some twisted stories

 

[Robo]

i just feel like throwing myself in front of a bus,anyone else get like that

sometimes i have felt like doing that during the past six months. But then i wake up the next day and whatever it was that was making me feel like that didn't seem as bad.

 

[small jinx]

Buses are a little too low to throw yourself under these days.

A train would be a more practical alternative.

too messy.

stand behind a jet engine b4 a plane takes off.

u'll be toast.

actually seen that happen before,quality 8)

Knowing yr luck the undercarriage would probably miss u by an inch, and the worst damge would be an oil stain on yr t-shirt!

Knowing yr luckit would miss u by an inch & you would have a nasty pi; stain on yr t-shirt

 

[jamesthemonkeh]

i just feel like throwing myself in front of a bus,anyone else get like that

Not nowadays, but in the past...yes

 

[Dual_Life]

i just feel like throwing myself in front of a bus,anyone else get like that

Sometimes it burns when I pee. Top that.

And as for your suicidal feelings, I've gotten them before. I'm pretty sure everybody has at one time in their life. But if they keep on going on, you gotta see a doctor. He'll make you go from to

 

[small jinx]

i just feel like throwing myself in front of a bus,anyone else get like that

Sometimes it burns when I pee. Top that.

I think thats a cystitus symptom!

 

[Dual_Life]

i just feel like throwing myself in front of a bus,anyone else get like that

I saw a t-shirt at www.tshirthell.com that said "I committed suicide". They don't have it anymore, but I found it funny.

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

i knew a girl at school who killed herself by sticking pencils up her nostrils then slamming her head on the desk!

anyone else got any sick tales!

When I was at school a boy called Andrew Robinson was struck by lightning on the school field- the earth where his feet were turned to glass and was there for a couple of years.

 

[jamesthemonkeh]

i just feel like throwing myself in front of a bus,anyone else get like that

Sometimes it burns when I pee. Top that.

Circumsicism (spelling?) could well solve that

 

[Dual_Life]

I was, but apparently the person that did the procedure didn't do it good and now I'm half-cut. I should of went back and got it done over again, but the statue of limitations on medical malpractice is 20 years.