Buckley
Well-Known Member
A lonely man is browsing the pet ads in his local paper looking for a pet. He comes accross an advert for an intelligent,adorable golden labrador free to good home. He calls the number and arranges to go and see the dog.
He arrives at the house and a man lets him in. The man asks the owner "Does the dog have a pedigree ?".
The owner replies "Ask him".
"Ask him. Don't be ridiculous".
"Ask him. He's in the kitchen".
The man enters the kitchen, and sure enough there is the dog, a very handsome golden labrador.
Feeling a bit silly the man asks the the dog "Do have a pedigree ?"
To his astonishment, the dog replies."Yes I have a pedigree I'm KC registered, both my mother and father have won best of breed at Crufts". He continues "I worked for Customs & Excise at Heathrow airport, and I've been in several films and TV ads".
Amazed the man says to the owner "What a great dog, he talks and he's been a top sniffer dog, I don't understand - why you want to give away such a brilliant dog ?"
The owner replies "I'm sick of his ****in' lies".
He arrives at the house and a man lets him in. The man asks the owner "Does the dog have a pedigree ?".
The owner replies "Ask him".
"Ask him. Don't be ridiculous".
"Ask him. He's in the kitchen".
The man enters the kitchen, and sure enough there is the dog, a very handsome golden labrador.
Feeling a bit silly the man asks the the dog "Do have a pedigree ?"
To his astonishment, the dog replies."Yes I have a pedigree I'm KC registered, both my mother and father have won best of breed at Crufts". He continues "I worked for Customs & Excise at Heathrow airport, and I've been in several films and TV ads".
Amazed the man says to the owner "What a great dog, he talks and he's been a top sniffer dog, I don't understand - why you want to give away such a brilliant dog ?"
The owner replies "I'm sick of his ****in' lies".
