Serios Short Term Memory Loss

puppylover

puppylover

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....... thought I would have a drive up to Tesco at lunchtime as its a nice day and I need some stuff in as I have done bugger all in the way of shopping for food this weekend....

Got to the car park, stood looking confused for 5 mins - got stopped by security saying "you lost something"? I reply "my car" to which Sid the security guy looks at me in a strange manner and said "I saw you come in this morning - you werent driving - your hubby was - he dropped you off"

FFS - what a twit!! :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
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drugs are baaaad. mmkay?
 
Piss poor humour from Mr PL - just rang him to relay this story.... he went silent on the phone then said in a concerned voice

"Babes, the car isn't outside in the drive - I didnt get up with you this morning - you must have driven to work!!!! - it was Friday that I took you to work - Sid must be confusing the days"

cue - immense puppy panic before the b@st@rd started pissing himself laughing at me
 
Morbyd said:
Awesome. Quick thinking. Give that man a prize :lol:
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He surprises me some times with his evil streak!!! :evil:

It was a total PPP (Proper Puppy Panic!) for all of 3 mins.....

Will be thinking of ways to get one's own back on the little sod! :lol: :lol:
 
My missus doesn't appreciate my evil sense of humor. If she doesn't get totally offended, then she just hits me :lol:
 
Morbyd said:
My missus doesn't appreciate my evil sense of humor. If she doesn't get totally offended, then she just hits me :lol:
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PMSL - just imagine you being chased around the apartment by a very irate russian lady - you are a brave man my friend!!

I just know by the time I get home from work tonight - he will have relayed this story to half of our friends - cue more jokes at Pups expense come the following weekend! :oops: :oops:
 
You can't really blame him... after all, you posted it on the Internet :lol:

Re: wife imagery. The worst part is she's got bony little hands. When she hits, it hurts!
 
Morbyd said:
You can't really blame him... after all, you posted it on the Internet :lol:

true, true..... I shall accept the forthcoming punishment from friends and accquaintences... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: wife imagery. The worst part is she's got bony little hands. When she hits, it hurts!
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:lol: :lol: How old is your wife??? 86????

Just joking of course...... I seem to have a very overactive imagination today. Think its best to go home and have a rest now..
 
No! :lol: She's just really small and skinny. :lol:

and she'll probably read this when she gets back next week so I'm doomed :lol:
 
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