Robder

[Barbie]

Are Maria and Gail coming to Carnival on Monday

 

[Robder]

Hopefully - well Maria will be because I think she needs to be united with her custodial/primary carer parent.

I'm going out tonight as well as a possible SW4/Cross Central double header...if I make it to carnival as well that will be a four day bender...and I've got work on Tuesday.

(So the short answer is yes. )

 

[Barbie]

Hopefully - well Maria will be because I think she needs to be united with her custodial/primary carer parent.

I'm going out tonight as well as a possible SW4/Cross Central double header...if I make it to carnival as well that will be a four day bender...and I've got work on Tuesday.

(So the short answer is yes. )

Tbh (and don't tell Jamie this ) I think you look after her better than he does, you gave her a bath and everything, Jamie normally just chucks her in a glass of rose

My bank holiday bender has already started

 

[Robder]

I'm going for a hairdo and then I'm going to start on the beer...so I'm not far behind!

(Marie still looks quite dirty though)

 

[Barbie]

I'm going for a hairdo and then I'm going to start on the beer...so I'm not far behind!

(Marie still looks quite dirty though)

May as well start as we're going to go on

Is there any wonder tho, poor Maria, she's been chucked out of windows, swum in glasses of wine, rolled around @ Homelands, swam in the p____ blending incident

 

[cookie]

(and don't tell Jamie this )

I heard that!

Where's my Maria??

 

[Barbie]

I heard that!

Where's my Maria??

Jamie you can't pretend that you are a good llama Keeper, when have you ever given Maria a bath (and making her swim in a glass of wine doesn't count ) And remember when Rach had her (to get over the 'issues' with Maria ) she brought her back with a little coat on, when have you ever made Maria a little jacket

 

[cookie]

Jamie you can't pretend that you are a good llama Keeper, when have you ever given Maria a bath (and making her swim in a glass of wine doesn't count ) And remember when Rach had her (to get over the 'issues' with Maria ) she brought her back with a little coat on, when have you ever made Maria a little jacket

Excuse me! I'm a VERY good llama keeper. Who takes her for walks/swims, feeds and waters her??? She doesnt like having a bath, they dont have baths in the andes do they? She's a very luck llama, how many other llamas do you know that are so well kept?

 

[Barbie]

Excuse me! I'm a VERY good llama keeper. Who takes her for walks/swims, feeds and waters her??? She doesnt like having a bath, they dont have baths in the andes do they? She's a very luck llama, how many other llamas do you know that are so well kept?

I don't think the RSPCL (Royal Society to Prevent Cruelty to Llamas) would think that putting a llama in boiling p_____ juice is an acceptable way to treat a llama

 

[Robder]

Oh my God! I go for a nice relaxing lunch and come back to this!

If it's not B___ conflict or p___ a___s it's Llama troubles.

(I've got a really funny picture at home of Maria dripping with p___ juice...says it all really. )

 

[cookie]

I don't think the RSPCL (Royal Society to Prevent Cruelty to Llamas) would think that putting a llama in boiling p_____ juice is an acceptable way to treat a llama

She liked it in the p____ Juice

Maria HATES the RSPCL anyway

 

[Robder]

I'd ask her but she and Gail are being looked after by a strange woman in the park!

 

[cookie]

I'd ask her but she and Gail are being looked after by a strange woman in the park!

WHERE'S MARIA ROB?

 

[Barbie]

I'd ask her but she and Gail are being looked after by a strange woman in the park!

WHERE'S MARIA ROB?

I can't believe you let him have Maria, does he look like he's even capable of looking himself let alone a HM llama

 

[Robder]

It's ok - they're fine, I've just had her dumped on my desk...she's lying down at the mo.

Does that mean she's been running around and is tired or is it going to rain?

 

[cookie]

Does that mean she's been running around and is tired or is it going to rain?

She's tired, she's not a cow.

 

[Robder]

She's tired, she's not a cow.

That was very kurt!

 

[cookie]

That was very kurt!

I know

I'm sure she's been having a lovely time but please may she come home on Sunday?

 

[Robder]

She's been calling for you all week actually.

Gail says you've been touching her inappropriately though so I'm a bit concerned.

 

[cookie]

She's been calling for you all week actually.

Gail says you've been touching her inappropriately though so I'm a bit concerned.

She wishes!

I say what Maria said you tried to do to her at the bbq last week