Review - Sept 19th to 26th, 2012.

Hywel

Active Member
Wednesday 19th September 2012


Whenever I have something important to get up for, albeit a taxi in this instance, I always sleep in my armchair. It lacks comfort, and as soon as the alarm goes off, 3:30am, it makes you want to get up. Not that the thought of going to Ibiza for the 16th time isn't enough of a reason. So, the journey begins. Get to Cardiff Airport by 4am, flight out at 7:25am, land a little earlier than expected at Ibiza around 10:30am. This is where my hobby of people watching comes into play. Due to baggage claim taking longer than usual I actually left the terminal at that awkward time of missing the number 9 bus at 10:45am. The next bus due at 12:15pm, and even though a line of taxis were waiting, I went back into the terminal for some breakfast, and people watching. Even though I felt I over-budgeted on this trip it was still no reason to take a 26euro taxi over a bus for 3euros. And, I enjoyed waiting; it always feels like the calm before the storm.


The number 9 bus to San Antonio arrives, and I join a throng of like minded cheap skates :) for the journey. It's a pleasurable route; you get to see a little more of the Island than you would when being driven by Schumacher in a taxi, plus you get to meet fellow travellers and locals. I arrive at the San Antonio bus station, incidentally, heads and shoulders above Ibiza Town's effort (rant about that on Tuesday 25th) at about 12:45pm, and check in at the Orosol. Convenient hotel, situated right next to the bus station, I've used it six times now, and the fact that I get a hug and a kiss from the hotelier on arrival has no bearing on why I use it every trip. She and I have a laugh and joke about me returning every single year, but then I remind her of her other guest that has spent 42 years stopping there, so we both agree I'm just starting out. Reasons for repeated visits are quite simple, they look after me; every member of staff is extremely friendly and knowledgeable, the breakfast is great, particularly as I follow the caveman regimen:

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...and the price and location is spot on. Get my door card, and up to one of the usual 7th floor rooms I always book, there is a great panoramic view across San Antonio, and the balcony is sunset facing as a bonus.


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The beauty of this hotel is that you're never far from any bar in San Antonio, which is good, because whilst doing a spot of sunbathing on the balcony I receive a text from Rakesh saying that he, BOS, Atli, DaveAus and Jasmine (joined later) were at Mambos for a little drink, a Spotlight mini-meet if you like. At this point I understood it to be a little drink, but fortunately, knowing Mambos and having channelled Mystic Meg as I got showered/changed I ended up chucking a load of what I felt at the time was too many Euros into my pocket. And, I'm glad I did.


About 20mins later, I text Rakesh to say I'm inside Mambos at the bar, he phones me to say he's looking at me through the window :lol:. So I head outside, introductions all round, and I think I can safely say that within that first few brief seconds of sitting down and assessing the company, I couldn't have asked for better company. I'm sipping on my Vodka and Soda, BOS and Atli have their cocktails, I forget what DaveAus and Rakesh were drinking, but one of them...I'll blame Rakesh, :), decided on a bottle of vodka for the five of us, and to be fair, no-one argued. By this time, Jasmine had arrived, and wisely stuck to her strawberry cocktails.


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The vodka was shared equally, and also went down fairly quickly, possibly too quickly. But we were having a great time. This is where things get a little hazy, but I'm fairly sure that the PDB'ers amongst us, plus BOS, had plans for the night so they had to leave, leaving Atli, myself, and a few others to enjoy Mambo by twilight. Because most of group had now split, the remainder decided to clear the tab for the table, and then start again. My God, it must have been the single biggest bar bill I've received, came in something like 325 euros? Possibly.

It's fortunate really, that for some reason I don't see the Euro as real money, it's a kind of funny toy money you throw about without thinking, so we just chucked in what we each owed and started drinking again. This time separately, Atli went back to his cocktails; I kept on the Vodkas, which looking back was a mistake. I believe it was around midnight that we called it a day at Mambos, Atli and I went to Subways, he ate, I didn't but probably should have, and the night ended there. I was tired, and drunk, and needed to get my head down so I went straight back to my hotel, avoiding the madness of the West End. I didn't mind going back early on this night, because the main event was Thursday, the next day, Paul van Dyk boat Party, Spotlight meet and Cream Closing...what a day that promised to be.

Oh, and the reason I regretted drinking so much Vodka. At around 3am I woke up feeling ill, and let's just say I saw the sunrise from the bathroom.


But, on a happier note, here's us all sober(ish):


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Thursday 20th September 2012


Somehow, I manage to sort myself out, and get an hour's sleep. When in Ibiza, I'm never in bed past 9am, just can't do it. Just before heading down to breakfast, I venture out onto the balcony to find my neighbour spread out on a sun bed. She may have been there all night for all I knew. Really pretty girl, Russian, and fortunately for me she was lost in her music with her eyes closed, because I was taking in some air in just my pants. Luckily, her boyfriend only appeared after I'd gone in.

Thursday, was going to be a long old day, with events starting from the San Antonio Captain Nemo dock at 4pm. Bit of time to kill, had said breakfast, went for a walk along the bay area, avoiding certain people along the promenade :x:rolleyes:, came back to hotel, went the opposite way, to (almost) my favourite beach in San Antonio, Calo des Moro, and lay in the sun for a few hours. Had a spot of lunch at Mambos, and headed back to get ready.

I recall looking at the Captain Nemo, and thinking is everyone that clicked ‘Going' on Facebook actually going to fit on it. Just checked and the number is currently 593, I guess most of them just wanted to go, and not actually be there. Atli joins me on the dock, followed by BOS, and Jasmine and we head upstairs to the back of the boat.



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As the boat leaves the confines of San An harbour, we get a ‘safety message' from the Captain, there's a bit of a lull as PvD is setting up, then the music kicks in. Quite chilled at first, as you'd probably expect:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADe2njqfboY&feature=plcp


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBGfMxnEUE&feature=plcp


...then, it picked up a notch:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjfnywp6cxc&feature=plcp


...and onto the classic Born Slippy::D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxDAHZDL4fc&feature=plcp

DaveAus, appeared upstairs numerous times, and I've never seen a man shake so many people's hands, great atmosphere all round. I loved it, what a way to see the sun setting over Ibiza. PvD played a great set, the only downside being the difficulty of dancing on a boat, of which I think BOS had the most bruises to prove it. Probably one of the best sunsets I saw during my trip too, as a bonus.


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We got back to harbour, around 8:30pmish, and went our separate ways to get changed/have food etc before meeting at the Bay Bar for the Spotlight meet. As per usual, I got there early, wasn't very busy and those that were there were unrecognisable to me, so ordered a vodka and soda and sat by the entrance. Ten minutes later BOS arrives, explains we had a bit cordoned off for the party, so we head there.

Then, a new face Ieva appeared, with her fiancé Steve, both extremely good company, and Steve, well he knows/plays Rugby so that clinched it. Atli arrives, and then Rakesh. Unfortunately, that was the total of the meet, but was still a great relaxed evening. Vodka flowed, and conversations had, and then we decided to head off for taxi/taxis to Cream.

Well, we walked along the main road, no taxis:(, walked to the disco bus, one was just leaving and the queue was huge for the next:(, walked to the taxi rank into a big queue:(, and joined it. In the end, we decided on an illegal taxi, sometimes there's no other way of getting there in a decent time.

It was whilst in the taxi I found I'd lost my phone :x. It was only a throwaway anyway, but still inconvenient. Couldn't work out whether I'd reclined too far on the Bay Bar seats, or I'd been pick-pocketed, usually I'm quite careful with stuff like this. Either way, a text and phone call to it has not been fruitful, so someone is around £30 worth of credit happier. :lol:

BOS, Atli and I get to Amnesia, via some back roads, and are told to jump out on the side of the motorway :eek:. Bit of a miscommunication over the price, when isn't there? but at least we are at the club. Steve and Ieva, enter through a side door, the rest of us with VIP passes queue up for about 15 mins to get in. In the initial phase of getting through the crowds, I was damned glad to have bought the VIP, bit of a nightmare getting up there.

We wander around a bit, and BOS and Atli decide to head back downstairs. Fair play, they're braver than I was/am. Rakesh and I move between rooms a few times before he heads down also, whereas I found a great spot upstairs where I could just step into either room, so I stayed there a good few hours. I don't know if it was because it was more intimate, but I enjoyed PvD's boat party set more than at Cream, that said still a great night. Bit of a down point losing my phone, with no way of contacting anyone, I head off home around 5:30am. Was amazed at how much the dance floor had emptied after PvD's set downstairs, however instead of staying on I thought everyone that was here would all be queuing outside, so hurriedly went to the bus.

Little bit of good fortune to end the night 8), there was a bus already waiting, so hopped on it, paid the 3euros and left Amnesia. Those buses are an experience, 2 minutes down the road, a couple at the back of the bus realise they're on the San Antonio bus and not Playa d'en Bossa, and are making their way to the front. The driver lets them off at the next stop, so God knows what happened to them. Back at the hotel around, 6:15am, I text BOS on the other phone I brought, always double up :idea:, to say I'm back, and get to sleep for a couple of hours.
 
Friday 21st September 2012


I'm getting on in years now, and doing night after night takes its toll on the body, so Friday was to be a quiet one for me. I think the general plan was to go for Sasha at Ushuaia , and I think everyone I'd met off Spotlight probably went. Though speaking to BOS about it later in the week, I'm not sure he enjoyed it all that much; maybe it was a good call that I avoided it.


So, this is the first of two days, where nothing really happened. Went to the shop to stock up my mini bar :), not what you'd expect:


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...and later, went to the beach again.

It was after a couple of hours there that I decided I'd amuse myself trying to find the best Mojito in San Antonio, so I toured a few bars that I thought would provide some competition. First up, as I was in the vicinity, Golden Buddha Bar:


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...then onto Kanya, but for some reason the service wasn't great, sat there for 10 minutes hoping to see a server :(, so I moved on without ordering. Over to the Bay Bar, where I reclined again, this time keeping my phone handy:


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Moved onto Tulp, next door, beautiful little bar:


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On the way back to the sunset strip I spot Linekers bar, I thought to myself should I go in? or, have a go on those swings? So after a few minutes on the swings, I moved on...



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...and finally ended up at Mambos.


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Not a bad way to spend an afternoon around San Antonio 8). In my opinion, Golden Buddha wins hands down, with Tulp as a really close second. The Golden Buddha bar may take a little time serving, but it's just one beautiful drink.


In the night, I can't recall much, I just wandered around the West End. I do recall heading into Plastik, not as good as it used to be when it was a small intimate bar, but I'm going back years on that one, still enjoyable though.
 
Saturday 22nd September

Even though it was hours away, I woke up excited by what the evening would bring. I was glad I had a quiet one the night before, because last year at Hed Kandi I danced for about 5 hours straight, and was going to need the stamina to do it again. And, this was the closing so I was hoping for something special.

The day was mostly spent sun bathing, and relaxing 8), with more Mojitos getting thrown down my neck. Rakesh was tempted to go to Hed Kandi, but staying in PDB, it was a tall ask, especially as no-one on that side wanted to go.

It's said it is cool to be fashionably late at nightclubs but I didn't mind being early for this one, got inside Es Paradis just gone 12:15am. Glad I did. Spent a leisurely first hour sat on the big cushions, on the side of the dancefloor. Chilled tunes to start with, and if anyone knows what tune this is give me a nod in its direction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ysFN8vcEag&feature=channel&list=UL


We were then formally welcomed to the party:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=573os-Ny1HU&feature=channel&list=UL


Lovely Laura introduced to the proceedings:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL4TyMdeUzw&feature=channel&list=UL


...an old classic is played, One More Time:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX4DOMb0QqA&feature=channel&list=UL


...and we get some Acrobatics:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fu1M86_c60&feature=channel&list=UL


It was a little after this that something put a downer on the night, for a brief period. It was rammed in there as per usual, and I found the perfect spot to dance. Just left of the toilet entrance there's a small wall, and I was stood on this dancing between speakers. This guy, who'd previously been laughing and joking with a few of us, turns to me and says “Why don't you, go and dance, over there!” and pointed elsewhere.

Knowing full well from his tone this was the kindest way he knew of asking for my spot , I turned on the charm to p*** him off further, which is not like me at all, but he p****d me off, so I leant down to his level and said “Sorry mate, I didn't catch that”...just to give him the opportunity to ask a bit more nicely...he replied “Go and dance over there, I want to stand there!” Unfortunately, as I was considering my next move, his mates turned up, so I called it quits and wandered around to the other side of Es Paradis. :)

I found another perfect spot, directly opposite the DJ, and stayed there for the remainder of my night. That guy actually did me a favour telling me to move, because I bagged one of the free cd's the DJ was flinging out 8):), so some things do turn out for the best. Think it was around 6 am that I left, not bad going, considering the only time I stopped dancing was to film a few things.
 
Sunday 23rd September

This was the second of the down days, BOS and Atli were heading back to Iceland, but fortunately due to their flight time we had most of the day to hang around. And hang around we did...8) Started off at Mambos for a bite to eat and a drink, then moved on down to Golden Buddha bar, stayed there for more than a few hours, very comfortable place, with excellent music. Think at one point we'd all dozed off, it was only the flies constantly landing on me that I didn't enter full sleep. With a view like this when you look up, how could you not fall in love with the place?


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I wore shorts under my shorts :), which was fortunate because Atli and I decided to head up to Cala Gracio, and go for a swim. Previously Calo d'es moro was my favourite part of San An, but this place is just amazing. Should really be keeping it a secret, but luckily it's a 10-15min walk from Golden Buddha so that might just put the idiots off. One thing I would add though is when you see this sign,

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...ignore it and go straight on. I led Atli the wrong way, following the road sign, and was only until a few days later I remembered I'd got to the beach by bus last time. Google maps to the rescue. :)

Cala Gracio is only a small beach, perfect sand and no rocks in the water as far as I could tell. The water is so clear you see the fish swimming around you, and some of the little sods bite if you stay in one position too long. Not a strong bite, just enough to shock you a little.


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So we have a swim, dry off in the sun, and we wander back, taking notice of all the empty apartments for sale along the way, what a perfect place to live, shame they're empty. Atli and I get back to the Golden Buddha to find BOS still spread out on the bedding, we order food and more Mojitos, and Rakesh pops over from PDB to enjoy the boys' last moments at the bar.

We all head off into San Antonio, get to BOS' and Atli's hotel, where we say our farewells. Rakesh returned to PDB with BOS and Atli in the same taxi and that was Sunday, on the whole. Even though I'd have loved to have done it, I'd decided not to do Space, and with that, there's not a lot going on elsewhere unless you want to cross the Island, which I didn't. So, it was just another night around San Antonio for me. It had its moments I guess, but clearly I've outgrown it.
 
Monday 24th September

I woke to my usual alarm at 8:30am, even though I'd had a shocking night's sleep. Bloomin wind was strong all night, and things were banging away. Got up anyway and went downstairs for breakfast. A State of Trance closing on this night, and I was well up for this one. BOS and Atli had it down as a highlight of their trip, so it raised expectation further. Only problem was I had a whole day of nothing to do in between. I expect you've noticed a trend on days with big nights, I mostly spend them just chilling out. Even though the weather in the morning wasn't great, I went for a wander. Never seen Calo des Moro so dead, and the water around Mambo so rough. As usual though, the afternoon weather was a different story altogether. :)

I decided to head back to Cala Gracio for the afternoon 8):), but when I got there I was confronted by the sight of no-one in the water:

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Bit odd I thought, I crossed the beach to be confronted by this:

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...a jellyfish invasion :eek:. Turns out that paradise has a minor flaw :). Some brave locals were wading out with kids fishing nets and scooping them up and dumping them on the side. That put pay to my idea of another swim, so I just lay on the beach for about 2 hours and headed back to the Golden Buddha for the usual Salmon salad and Mojito.

Night time, at last, and it's my final big night of the holiday. This in mind, I didn't want any issue whatsoever with getting there, so I made for the 12:00 discobus :), the first one. This is what it looks like when you're early:

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Five minutes after I'd sat down, a lad from Sheffield showed up and we started chatting, then two Italian lads sat next to me. Wish I'd got their names, they were the funniest pair I met on this trip. Both young, both drunk and both huge Armin van Buuren fans, and both had flown just for this weekend. Couldn't fault it. It's hard to type an Italian accent, but the kid closest to me kept repeating “Armin, ees farkin amaaaaazing,” and we all had a good laugh. That first bus actually left at 12:15am, not that I was too bothered, just being on it is a relief.

I was to meet Rakesh and company outside, but once I got there I decided to go in, turned out it was empty at this point anyway so had the choice of locations to choose to wait for them at. The two Italian boys were last spotted running towards the front, hope they enjoyed.

W and W appeared on the decks and provided some great sounds to get the sparse crowd moving, then Markus Schulz cranked it up, two great supports for the main act. Rakesh turned up and we manoeuvred around the club a bit. I finally came to a halt and stayed at a great spot on the main dance floor, almost directly opposite Armin, now and then getting a blast from the cannon. I took pictures, and videos, but the quality is terrible, might buy a new phone with the Euros I brought back. This is the only pic from my blackberry 8520 that I can make sense of:

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Towards the end of the set, it became clear we had another phone issue, Rakesh's phone had trouble with texts, and he tried to ring me on the dance floor. Sent a text back apologising, but there was no way of hearing anything :). Whilst Armin was still playing, I made my way to the back of Amnesia, thinking I might spot someone, but didn't. Looked at my watch, it was almost to the hour, and knowing how long that driveway was I headed out to the discobus. Another great night, been listening back online and only missed a couple of belters towards the end, but when your legs stop working that's when I usually call it a night. Job done, blown away by the set and burnt probably too many calories. :)
 
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Tuesday 25th September


My last full day on Ibiza, with no club night planned I was determined to fill the day with wonderment. During breakfast I thought I'd just jump on a bus to Ibiza town and then onto Salinas, which is a benefit of staying so close to the station. From the initial idea, I was on the bus within 15 minutes. I arrive at Ibiza town station, and this year I'd done my homework on google street maps, I knew exactly which way to walk towards Dalt Villa. So I head on up there, up the slopes and steps, and finally reach the top. I try to make a trip there every year and it's good to see that all the scaffolding has been removed, but there are still two big ass cranes spoiling the view. Hopefully, they'll have finished what they doing by next year.


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Had a brief wander around Ibiza Town, and ended up drinking my body weight in water at a small local cafe. It was whilst here I decided to be a little spontaneous and just land my finger on the map of Ibiza and get on a bus to get there. In hindsight, I should have made it the best of three attempts or something, because I landed on Santa Eulalia. It sounded nice, I'd never been, so I thought I'd give it a go.

This is where my gripe about the Ibiza Town Bus station begins :x. Bought the ticket no problems, was there any info to say where the stop was, no. All I knew was, I was waiting for bus 13, in the scorching heat for almost over an hour, watching every single bus travelling towards the station. Lucky number 13 finally arrived and I got on, with every other poor sod it was late for. I stood all the way, but finally arrived at Santa Eulalia, got off, and looked at the nearest timetable for San Antonio. The next one was an in an hour, after that it was a two hour gap. So, I bought the 15:30 bus ticket back and set about seeing how much could I do in an hour. Turns out, not a lot, it's just a version of Benidorm on the outset. I expect if I had more time, I'd find areas of interest, but in the brief time I had there was nothing notable. I was hoping for a bit of culture and spontaneity on my last day, just didn't get the culture unfortunately. Back on the bus to San Antonio.:)

Finally, I head back to see the sunset at Golden Buddha for the final time. The server had to wake me up to get my order. It had been a blast of a trip, don't think I slept more than 2 hours a night and it probably all caught up with me. Had to fly out early on Wednesday morning, quite sad saying goodbye to the Orosol staff for another year, but then it has to be done, doesn't it. My final image is one that I'd like to remember when I think back, and one that'll recharge my batteries if I'm feeling low, it's me, just completely out for the count at the Golden Buddha. Job done.
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Good review mate and nice to hear of another paleo fan, it's the way forward.

Cheers, yes, I try to keep as closely committed as possible on holiday. Mostly live on fish, fruit and salads, little bit of meat. It's more or less the only time I'll drink alcohol too, but those mojitos are worth it.
 
I agree with the other comments,a superb review!

A couple of other things I agree with are sleeping in the armchair before a very early flight
and your rating of the Mojitos,spot on.

One thing that puzzles me though,how did it take you so long to discover Cala Gracio?
 
I agree with the other comments,a superb review!

A couple of other things I agree with are sleeping in the armchair before a very early flight
and your rating of the Mojitos,spot on.

One thing that puzzles me though,how did it take you so long to discover Cala Gracio?

Cheers, yes it's crazy. Went to Cala Gracio last year for the first time (15th trip), and on the bus :), never realising it was so close. Walked it easily this time though.
 
Quality review!! were u solo? i wasnt sure.
good to see people giving it some at the clubs but also managing to do stuff during the day well done!
 
Quality review!! were u solo? i wasnt sure.
good to see people giving it some at the clubs but also managing to do stuff during the day well done!

Oops sorry, missed that important detail. Yes, always travel solo, well, the last 6 times anyways, but always find like minded people to tag along with. 8)
 
It's hard to type an Italian accent, but the kid closest to me kept repeating “Armin, ees farkin amaaaaazing,”

Haha you had me bursting out at this one and also before when the playground thrashed Linekers in a competition for your wasted time :)

An all round stellar review as I fully expected from you, we did have some real good times, whether they were full on, like the whole day of Cream closing or the exact opposite, like my and Atli's last day, now THAT'S how you wind down on your last day in Ibiza 8)

A small detail you got wrong though is that me and Atli actually left on the Saturday, not that it matters, I just felt like being all annoying ;)


Sure hope we get to meet up on our next trips out 8)
 
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A small detail you got wrong though is that me and Atli actually left on the Saturday, not that it matters, I just felt like being all annoying ;)

Oops, I should have paid more attention to the time and date stamp on the pics and not memory :) I'm sure you would have liked the extra day. :D
 
Oops, I should have paid more attention to the time and date stamp on the pics and not memory :) I'm sure you would have liked the extra day. :D

You bet we would have, I suspect I would have hit Hed Kandi with you too, despite my complete ruin by that time ;)
 
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