Repeat Visitors to Ibiza - what did you avoid the 2nd time around?

[McRackin]

 

[agentundercover]

Indeed.

And two Saturdays ago we spent the evening sat outside our friend Diego's Cafe Babel eating great tapas and watching/listening to two flamenco guitarists. 30 secs walk from the middle of the West End.

where were you when i was taking bulllets for defending san an recently!

This sounds terrible, but i would probably swap the people i went with. i had this romantic notion that they would (as i did) fall in love with ibiza town, move a bit upmarket & just be full of the love!

as it was, it was lets go to san an again & they were as scally & introverted as i feared at times. typical conversation 'its boring in ibiza town ders noooo beerdds'. which is fine, just not my thing & one 'mate' was incredibly rude to me a number of times to the point of burnt bridges.

thankfully going back in sept with a few mates who are far closer to me in what they want out of it, i.e nice things & happy times.

 

[agentundercover]

In fairness, it is a sh1t analogy

its not, its a work of art!

no point spraying perfume on a pig

you cant make gary ablett a world class player

and you cant polish a turd!

....unless its dry..

 

[djjaycool]

I won't go to Ibiza in JUly or august unless I can't avoid it.

I went 2 the west end twice in June and Eden once.
I visited plastik,mambo(first time),and cafe del mar had a great time
Went 2 Diva and enjoyed my night there. It was free fun.

 

[MARKB]

I will hopefully never see a repeat of the following conversation- (talking to a german muscle mary in Ibiza Town):

"have you felt the weight of my gold ring?"

"God it's heavy, and warm"

"Cos it's my cock ring"

AARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH

 

[Sirens]

I will hopefully never see a repeat of the following conversation- (talking to a german muscle mary in Ibiza Town):

"have you felt the weight of my gold ring?"

"God it's heavy, and warm"

"Cos it's my cock ring"

AARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH

do people often come up to you and say things like that?
whats wrong with a simple Hello?

 

[MARKB]

It was unexpected, yet it was in keeping with the general state of play on that trip.

And that is one of the occurrences i feel comfortable with sharing

 

[Sirens]

It was unexpected, yet it was in keeping with the general state of play on that trip.

And that is one of the occurrences i feel comfortable with sharing

It wasn't heavy, was it?

 

[MARKB]

It wasn't heavy, was it?

Yes it was. disturbingly so.


My friends spitting their drinks out and roaring with laughter also sticks in the mind..