Religion Solved!

[jjinit]

Thought this in the shower this morning.

Basically Mary went in for a bit of the "extra marital" whilst Joseph was out putting in some fitted wardrobes or something, got herself knocked up in the process.....then, realising her predicament and also bearing in mind the attitude to adultery in those days, (especially by women), in order to avoid a good stoning made up this story about a divine conception, and as with most "little white lies" it spiralled out of all control as more and more people became sucked in by it all.....the rest as they say...is history....or maybe RE??

 

[Robder]

Thought this in the shower this morning.

Basically Mary went in for a bit of the "extra marital" whilst Joseph was out putting in some fitted wardrobes or something, got herself knocked up in the process.....then, realising her predicament and also bearing in mind the attitude to adultery in those days, (especially by women), in order to avoid a good stoning made up this story about a divine conception, and as with most "little white lies" it spiralled out of all control as more and more people became sucked in by it all.....the rest as they say...is history....or maybe RE??

Bet she loved it too the filthy harridan.

 

[naddyz]

makes perfect sense.

 

[naddyz]

I've had plenty of small white lies that have spiraled out of control to epic proportions

One flaw - did mary indoctrinate her child to make sure it acted like the son of god or was that just a lucky cooincidence that it was so egotistical? (word?)

 

[Robder]

I've had plenty of small white lies that have spiraled out of control to epic proportions

One flaw - did mary indoctrinate her child to make sure it acted like the son of god or was that just a lucky cooincidence that it was so egotistical? (word?)

I bet he was fit too - he had all those blokies following him around.

I think I would've had a go!

 

[stuie]

Thought this in the shower this morning.

Basically Mary went in for a bit of the "extra marital" whilst Joseph was out putting in some fitted wardrobes or something, got herself knocked up in the process.....then, realising her predicament and also bearing in mind the attitude to adultery in those days, (especially by women), in order to avoid a good stoning made up this story about a divine conception, and as with most "little white lies" it spiralled out of all control as more and more people became sucked in by it all.....the rest as they say...is history....or maybe RE??

why do i never think that deep in my morning shower? i always just think 'i'm tired and late' 'i wish i was back in bed' '****ing traffic'

 

[jjinit]

I've had plenty of small white lies that have spiraled out of control to epic proportions

One flaw - did mary indoctrinate her child to make sure it acted like the son of god or was that just a lucky cooincidence that it was so egotistical? (word?)

I reckon as soon as he was old enough to know mary told him, otherwise the whole cover was blown and mary's little secret was out and she was a living rockery.

 

[Morbyd]

why do i never think that deep in my morning shower? i always just think 'i'm tired and late' 'i wish i was back in bed' '****ing traffic'

Exactly! and sometimes you might catch me singing a song as well

 

[Anjali]

I'm in line with this solution...as with most lies, even the little white ones, once someone believes them, it just gets greater and greater and more and more elaborate. I like this a lot, actually. Finally, a logical solution! 8)

 

[bripmon]

Or better yet, the guy that Mary was cheating with lied to her. He told her he was God, so that he could get into her pants!!!

 

[Buckley]

I'm in line with this solution...as with most lies, even the little white ones, once someone believes them, it just gets greater and greater and more and more elaborate. I like this a lot, actually. Finally, a logical solution! 8)

Perception IS reality. (and other businessspeak guff!)

 

[grego]

Basically Mary went in for a bit of the "extra marital" whilst Joseph was out putting in some fitted wardrobes or something, got herself knocked up in the process.....

agree 100% j. of all the so called 'miracles', the immaculate conception has got to be the most outrageous. i mean she must have been absolutely pi$$in herself thinkin "i can't believe they bought that one"

 

[naddyz]

agree 100% j. of all the so called 'miracles', the immaculate conception has got to be the most outrageous. i mean she must have been absolutely pi$$in herself thinkin "i can't believe they bought that one"