readers tips!!

[jjinit]

from chat magazine & womans weekly et al!!

I know Viz did their own versions but sometimes the real ones were better!!

my 2 faves were:

"Save money!! Dont send off for expensive wallplates that you see in the sunday supplements, cut them out and stick them to your wall!!!"

this old bird had also sent in a picture of these things going all the way up here stairway wall!!!

"dont throw away that old suitcase, simpkly fill it with sand amd hey presto you have a great portable sand pit for children to play in......you can even close iot al night to stop cats & dogs fouling in it!"

 

[rascalsilver]

LOL that's funny! They are always in Take a Break magazine - wonderful! I love the one about the plates

 

[puppylover]

Noooooooo - far better are the headlines on these "women's" (Chat, Take a Break etc) mags....

Heres my top 10 that are in our office at present!!!!

“What’s that Between My Legs – the reason I haven’t had sex for 12 years”

“My Leg Exploded – My toyboy’s bloody revenge because I wouldn’t make him a daddy”

“Payback Time – All they did was a good turn. All he did was Hammer them to a Pulp in their Beds”

“How do I tell my son I’ve Hacked Your Evil Dad’s Head Off”?

“Axed in Half – Over a greedy Secret”

“Drunk and Barefoot on the Motorway – My sister’s grisly end after I dumped her on the M55”

“Good Friday Wipeout – Carlos hated their happiness so he blasted Karen and Ricky apart – FOREVER”

“My sex pest butcher chased me for rumpy-pumpy”

“Mum gave me away to the milkman”

“Double Mastectomy at 33 – HIM not ME”

Makes my life seem soooo normal!!!!

 

[Beckiboo]

The funniest I ever read was a heading "I looked down and my penis had turned black"

The story was basically this poor guy who somehow (cant remember exactly) got gangrene in his penis. To cut a long story short, they had to basically chop off his willy and balls, and just sew the skin back up

His final comment was next to a picture of him and his wife "Our sex life has never been better!"

I struggle to see how!

 

[puppylover]

read that one!!