Question

[freakstar]

What would you do if on holiday and spend over 300Euros in one bar in a week and the bar owner comes and cuddles you and says "you stink, go home and have a shower and come back" (bear in mind that one has just had a Thai massage and has fine oils over them)?

 

[djjaycool]

Were they having a laugh? The oils do have a strong smell, just like some perfumes have overpowering smells. I would talk with them and let them know how you felt.

 

[Robder]

So many questions left unanswered. Please elaborate.

 

[freakstar]

Were they having a laugh? The oils do have a strong smell, just like some perfumes have overpowering smells. I would talk with them and let them know how you felt.

Nah, they were totally serious. I know the lady rather well having danced with her on her tables etc. during the week. I told her that I could not smell as I had a massage with nice oils. She said I smelt from last night!

 

[freakstar]

So many questions left unanswered. Please elaborate.

OK digging a bit deeper, one of her staff did escort me back to my hotel yesterday evening but surely that is no reason to tell me to go home and have a shower? Close contact with customers should be encouraged to enduce further business (hence my return) I would think?

 

[Jam Man]

Put the first and second fingers on your right hand together, hold them under your nose and give them a good hard sniff.

Thrust them under her nose and ask;

"Is it this you can smell?"

 

[Bez]

I would simply reply "Youre Ugly... go put a brown paper bag on your head"

 

[djjaycool]

OK digging a bit deeper, one of her staff did escort me back to my hotel yesterday evening but surely that is no reason to tell me to go home and have a shower? Close contact with customers should be encouraged to enduce further business (hence my return) I would think?

She may have been jealous that you took one of her staff home? Did she want you to take her home?

 

[xxVic-zeexx]

I know the lady rather well having danced with her on her tables etc.

always the best bonding moments

 

[freakstar]

I had a shower and went back (gullible as feck). The good news is there is another member of staff having a cig on my balcony now

 

[Sheffrb]

Put the first and second fingers on your right hand together, hold them under your nose and give them a good hard sniff.

Thrust them under her nose and ask;

"Is it this you can smell?"

Winner!

 

[Morbyd]

Where exactly are you on holiday?!

 

[freakstar]

Where exactly are you on holiday?!

Ao Nang/Krabi. Rather pleasant.

 

[I-Spy]

Looks like this post was just a feeder so you could tell us about the Thai brass you have been banging......
Sounds like to me you smelt like you have had a ''French Shower''.