Pete Doherty

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Has anyone else heard about this, is it true or is this a hoax about a hoax or am I just confused :? :lol:

From the Standard's website:
The Samaritans have today recruited 600 extra staff to deal with an expected surge in calls as troubled fans come to terms with today's
revelations about rocker and teen icon Pete Doherty. In a surprise press
conference today, the men behind Doherty's career revealed themselves -
and admitted that the Libertines, Babyshambles, the tales of drug use,
the armed robberies and the affair with supermodel Kate Moss have all
been part of one of the largest hoaxes in British history.
The men behind the scandal - Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty, who were
themselves infamous popstars under the name The KLF - admitted how they
plucked a young Buddy Holly impersonator Doherty from obscurity and made
him a media darling. "It was a meant to be a quick stunt to show the
frailties of our celbrity-obsessed culture," said Cauty, adding, "there
are too many people who are famous despite their lack of talent,
usefulness and basic intelligence. We wanted to do something that held a
mirror up to that." Mr Drummond called Britain's pop-culture "sick" and
said that although he regretted the hurt caused to Doherty's many fans,
he hoped "this incident taught us all some important things".
In a prepared statement, the two men - famous for many other pop pranks,
including the famous burning of GBP1million on a remote Scottish island
- detailed how they manipulated the British Press into making Doherty an
icon.
Doherty - whose real name has now been revealed to be Trevor McDermott -
was making a living as a part-time Buddy Holly impersonator in the
Cornwall holiday circuit. He began a short-lived affair with the singer
of a well known 80's rock band, and was introduced to Drummond and Cauty
at a backstage party in London's West End. The men described how a
drunken McDermott amused them with his slurred singing and frenetic
dance movements, and how they then realised that this would be the
perfect "dupe" for a plan they had been hatching for some time.
"The plan involved proving three theories we have about current British
society," reads the statement. "The first is that in the so-called
"alternative" scene, everybody is too scared of missing The Next Big
Thing to worry about anything else." To prove this, some session
musicians were provided to compose the rest of the "band", The
Libertines, and rumours of explosive gigs were leaked to the media. "The
gigs in question never actually took place, but we didn't have to worry
about that. Soon the buzz around The Libertines was so frenetic,
journalists were falling over themselves to claim to have been at the
front of every single fictional gig." Within weeks, The Libertines were
appearing on magazines and receiving record offers. Gigs sold out in
minutes, while their first album "Up The Bracket" flew off shelves.
Feeling that their first point had been proved, Drummond and Cauty moved
to their second theory: "We feel that our culture has become an enormous
soap opera. We don't care what a person thinks, or creates, or
contributes. We just care about what they do in their normal lives.
Especially when it's something they shouldn't be doing."
To demonstrate this, the men co-ordinated a number of scandals. First
was a robbery staged in the house of one of the band members. When this
took place, McDermott (aka Doherty) was unknown outside of the
alternative music scene. An incident of this calibre was sufficient,
however, to catapult McDermott onto the front page of every major
national tabloid. "One day we has just another singer, the next day he
was 'Disgraced Celebrity Rocker', and he hasn't been out of the papers
since". Further revelations about drug abuse and violence kept McDermott
and The Libertines on the front pages for months.
One thing that took even Drummond and Cauty by surprise was the affair
with model Kate Moss. "That was not something that we planned or had any
involvement. Whether she knew about the hoax is something we are not
party to. We have never had any contact with Miss Moss." However, this
was the boost their project needed - where the drugs and crime had made
McDermott a media sensation, the relationship with one of fashion's most
famous women catapulted him into the world of true celebrity. "While we
had not planned this, it certainly proved our point. There are many
superior artists in the country today, but they never appear in Heat or
The Sun, because they don't have the words 'boyfriend of Kate Moss'
after their name."
Despite this boost, the project began running into a major setback for
Drummond and Cauty. Just as they were preparing to enter the final phase
of their scheme, Doherty decided that he wanted to part company with
them, the fake band, and begin seriously recording music. He stopped all
contact with the men, and threatened legal actions if any details were
leaked to the press. "We were upset at the apparent failure of our grand
project, and also at the monster we had created in Pete Doherty. Our
third theorem - that 'If enough people say that a piece of s*** is a bar
of gold, we'll believe it's a bar of gold' - seemed to have been beyond
salvation. Fortunately, at that point Pete released the first
Babyshambles album."
In the time since then, Drummond and Cauty have been locked in a vicious
legal battle, which was eventually settled out of court by the discovery
of a videotape showing McDermott singing "Peggy Sue" at a Butlin's in
Devon.
Publicly, McDermott still strongly denies all charges. How this affects
the future career of Pete Doherty remains to be seen.
 
would not surprise me but I dount it's all true. I know stuff like this happens all the time, like the new artic monkeys hitting no. 1 without any airplay etc

interesting though
 
I think that article is a wind-up... you can't play live gigs to thousands of people if you're a fake band :roll:

Sorry, dont believe it at all 8O
 
x-amount said:
I'm confused. I think it's a piss take though.

Sadly enough, Doherty is very real.

ho hum.

I'm confused too, it's bad enough with hoaxes but now hoaxes about hoaxes, I'm completely lost :? :lol: It was the Drummer and Kauty KFL link that made me wonder if there was some truth in it tho. It would be funny if it had all been a hoax for all those monkeys who thought Doherty was a genius :lol:
 
No sign on the Standard website. Babs reveal your source.

I'm gonna spread it anyway.:lol: Great hoax hoax - expect in your e mail inbox shortly.....
 
Buckley said:
No sign on the Standard website. Babs reveal your source.

I'm gonna spread it anyway.:lol: Great hoax hoax - expect in your e mail inbox shortly.....

I checked thisislondon.co.uk and there was nothing, someone just e-mailed it round everyone at work probably trying to confuse me :? :lol:

I wish it was true tho, quick everyone spread the word :lol:
 
silvia said:
Can anyone resume Babs' message, please?

I think it's a hoax but it's basically saying that the 'phenomenom' that is/was Pete Doherty has all been an elaborate hoax.

Way too confusing for this time on a Friday evening when a big glass of wine is calling me :lol: Speak over the wkend my lovely xx
 
"eventually settled out of court by the discovery of a videotape showing McDermott singing "Peggy Sue" at a Butlin's in Devon"

Genius!
 
i sooo wish it was all true - the amount of sixth formers that idolise him at my school is an absolute JOKE.

:roll:

"oh but he's such an urban poet, he's so intellectual y'know... "

Yeah alright then.
 
On second thoughts that text is quite long - it'd be quite an elaborate hoax for you to do on a friday afternoon!! :lol: :lol:

Good night ;)
 
cauty/drummond are notoriously known as being haters of the business, and during the KLF we all know about the sheep-with-blood-on-ot thrown in the hotel lobby with a note "i died for you" on it, the burning of the 1 mill pounds, the infamous brit-award stunt where they slayed their own "what time is love" and so on.....

so i wouldnt be surprised.
talent or not that Pete D guy is a w-a-n-k-e-r and he looks like ****e and i cant believe Coke Moss would ever touch him....in regards to his music, well....thats subject to discussion s' pose.

(IG is in a foul mood today, after her bag got nicked last nite!)
 
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