Judge Jules
Chris Tarrant
Practically all Radio 1 DJ's except Tong and Scott Mills, paying particular attention to Wes and JK an Joel
Dick and Dom (and their poxy 1 story house)
Cheeky Girls (why are you still in the public eye??!!)
Jade Goody
Anyone from Fame Academy/X Factor esp Rowetta & Steve
Sting
Bono - your getting boring now.
The two presenters off Watchdog
...and Anne Robinson
Chris Martin from Coldplay and his whinging wife
Madonna - Give it up love, you cant sing and your talent has deserted you.
Any politician from either the UK or US administration
Robert Kilroy Silk - stupid name, stupid man.
Graham Norton - overexposed and underfunny
French and Saunders - once funny, now just sad.
theres more but i have run out of time.