Paid to Poo

[Jam Man]

Gonna go see how much 'cash for a splash' I can earn

Anyone done this?

Take your annual salary

Divide by 52 to get your weekly rate

Divide by 5 to get your daily rate

Divide by 8 to get your hourly rate

Divide by 60 for your rate per minute

Time your trip to the crapper and get your £ per poo

 

[stuie]

3 min job earns me 43p!

not even worth going

 

[Drew]

3 min job earns me 43p!

not even worth going

You need a pay rise mate.

 

[stuie]

3 min job earns me 43p!

not even worth going

You need a pay rise mate.

I've just had one! That calc is from £18K but i was quite disappointed when i calculated my pay per minute to be 14.3p!!

 

[Buckley]

Gonna go see how much 'cash for a splash' I can earn

Anyone done this?

Take your annual salary

Divide by 52 to get your weekly rate

Divide by 5 to get your daily rate

Divide by 8 to get your hourly rate

Divide by 60 for your rate per minute

Time your trip to the crapper and get your £ per poo

8 hr days? Less Spotlight surfing and crapping, and smoking for some? Lunch breaks? Doesn't leave much to produce to keep the poor old boss in Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, does it?

 

[Jam Man]

Just 'earnt' £2.35

Result!

 

[Drew]

Just 'earnt' £2.35

Result!

You must be in some pain.

 

[Jam Man]

Not any more....

It is in de past!!

 

[pip uk]

Well Jam Man you either have a really good job or some serious constipation cos I couldn't quite manage a quid

 

[Jam Man]

 

[jjinit]

£3 a poo (on average)

if only i worked on sunday mornings!!!! i would be fookin loaded!!

(based on the fact im in there for about 45 mins with the sunday papers)

 

[kazza]

i thought you meant cos you get double time on sundays

 

[pip uk]

(based on the fact im in there for about 45 mins with the sunday papers)

You would probably find it quicker if you used toilet paper

 

[jjinit]

(based on the fact im in there for about 45 mins with the sunday papers)

You would probably find it quicker if you used toilet paper

phnarr, phnarr!!!